My most embarassing working at home neighbor moment ever
 

My neighbor knocks on the frigging door as I'm working and was in the members area for Karupspc and he scared the shit outta me so bad that I fumbled around and accidentally clicked a vid and also X'd the windows media player screen.

I answered "Just a minute!" and right then a big loud "Oh yeah suck it baby! That's the way to suck it" and a girl who SOUNDED LIKE ME let out a big loud moan. I scrambled to get it off but my laptop is new so I assumed with no player, it wouldn't play, plus I didn't even realize I clicked a link at all.

Oh boy. The timing and volume and everything couldn't have matched up much better. He wasn't at the door when I got there. I think he has an idea what I do but it's still gonna be impossible to explain that I absolutely did not have a guy here.

Anything embarassing like that happen to you guys?

damn hahaha funny are you female i hope so lol do u moan loud hahahaha

that'll teach people not to come around unannounced... haha funny and embarrassing for sure!

lol yes I'm female... and I'm very quiet here cuz the walls are so thin. The big loud moan was the same volume, tone, and everything like the "Just a minute" I had given him. It couldn't have been played out much better. It obviously made him run into his condo. lol...

I'm tempted to call him but I think I'll just ride this one out and play dumb and maybe he'll forget. eesh

luckily this guy shouldn't know how you sound like when you moan!

i would have been peeping in your windows hahaha free porn

ROFL that is funny. I seriously laughed out loud.

Here's mine: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=790995

wow red that is messed up girl LOL

He just went back for lube and condoms... he will be back...

hahaha you should have offered him a piece of pie:1orglaugh

he will NEVER forget, I still remember moments that were sexually from 15 years ago as if they happened yesterday... hehehehe

Depending on where you live it may be better to let him think you were getting laid than to let them know what you do.

been doing this work so long that I could comfortably do it with anyone around.

That's very funny.

I have the feeling that this story is being told from his perspective somewhere else right now.

I guess you're in for a few weeks of awkward encounters as you pass each other coming and going.

Well I hear him in and out and his friends are over.... laughing hysterically! :helpme How embarassing.

What's wrong with getting laid?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this is hot on many levels, the first being that there is a female webmaster on the boards. huhuhuhuh

Lol,that would embarrass the hell out of me also

can we see what u look like i picture long red hair

hehehhe rrred that's a great story! Maybe better to let him think he interrupted something than try to explain that you were just watching porn ;)

Funny!

Leave it as is!

Act stupid, you never knew.

That teaches the neighbor not to come over when it's a "good time".

You could really have fun with this though.

If his friends are over now and you can hear them laughing hysterically, then have yourself a loud "phone conversation" with your "boyfriend" and tell him you're sorry but he has to wait until the herpes outbreak goes away.
Then blare out some really weird midget/tranny porn from your laptop for a few hours.

Heheheh now thats funny :)

I had something similar happen with a friend of mines mother. I walked up to the door (summer time) rang the doorbell, and all I could hear was the groaning of two women back and forth. The grunting and groaning stop, and my friends mom comes to the door.

I stand there thinking sweet, she is watching some sort of porn. I go in. Turns out she was watching womens tennis. :(

Hmmm, I'm doubt he'll forget, especially if you're a chick and he's a full blown hetero. :P

Ah, he probably went to spank the monkey :D hehe

A few weeks ago, i was shooting a nude model in my back yard. It's pretty private, except it opens up to a smal lake with the back side being a conservation area. So i'm taking pictures from where the fence isnt protecting me anymore and a neighbor pops out of nowhere - two houses down. He's always working outside, so he sees all the hot chicks pulling in, and probably wanted a closer look. :winkwink:

Great Story!

thats too funny

Hehe, pretty funny.

One time, I was surfing big tit porn in a library and I stumbled upon a "joke" web page with embedded sound of a guy yelling, "Hey everybody, I'm looking at gay porno." It only went off once, before I closed the window. The speakers were loud and everyone around me heard it.

True story.

Last I remember you're a total hottie, I wouldn't worry too much about it you just made his month! :thumbsup

So what did he want? And why the fuck didn't he stick around to ask if he could join in... must be gay.

If he heard it, you can bet he thinks only good things about you. Not like he will be grossed out. Just think he might be rubbing one out thinking about you right now.

He must have raced home to jerk off thinking of what he had just heard.

I was working on a shemale site and turned around to find my neighbor looking out his window into mine. He knew I worked in porn. He just didn't know what lengths I'd go to when making money.

That is funny. :)

damn i want a pic theres some hot chicks on gfy

So that's how you played off getting busted stroking it to shemale porn? "Oh oh, this is for work!!"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Damn... if only you said "come on in" after he heard that

That made laugh out loud early in the morning :thumbsup

funny stuff...atleast it wasnt your parents :)

I live in fear that I will mouse over one of those banners with sound while on the phone with my mom.

Nothing, really! haha

I had that sent to me in a text message and of course I had to forward it along. One of my friends was with a customer when it came through and it blared out of his phone. Thank god the guy he was giving an estimate too was cool and just started laughing. Still he was pretty pissed at me for a bit. LOL

A few years ago I had two Bellsouth guys in my house trying to figure out why my phone went out whenever it rained. They were in the same room with me, about 4 or 5 feet away, while I was on the computer. Even though they couldn't see the screen, I didn't have any porn open because I was afraid they'd walk around and see it.

This was back in the day, when you could have flash banners and sound in sigs. I had gfy open and accidentally moused-over that stupid banner that one of the companies was using, and in the dead quiet this chick screams "I'M A SLUTTY LITTLE COCKHOLSTER!!"

That was the day I turned off sigs, images, and banners.

(And that 'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer' shit yall had, wasn't much better :1orglaugh )

hehe :)

Damn! that is funny shit.

Looking in him the face will never be the same for sure lol.

I've already done that. Though it wasn't my mum, it was my gran... :Oh crap:Oh crap