Top ten reasons a Handgun is much better than a whore
 

The Top 10 Reasons Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . .
You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

second that

but i can't put my penis in it :2 cents:

Stop picking up whores, and find a real woman :2 cents:

Ha.. That was good.

you can fuck the girl with the gun

you mean better thAn a wife/gf?

good list haha

hahha this is a funny list. NOT.

Good top ten but you can make a list why a woman is better than a handgun as same as easy

letterman is on the phone

Handguns are indeed better than wives/girlfriends... but NOT whores...

Well this is not 100% true.

Silencers don't work on revolvers. I mean you can probably put one on it but it's not going to silence it.

The only revolver that I know of that a silencer will work is the "Nagant" revolver.

classic but good to read back.