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seeric 01-30-2009 12:02 PM

Obama's Press Secretary needs to go already
 
He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.


"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.


FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

:(:(:(:(

onwebcam 01-30-2009 12:04 PM

It takes a while to be a pro-bullshitter.

Sly 01-30-2009 12:04 PM

That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.

2012 01-30-2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 15412574)
It takes a while to be a pro-bullshitter.

I think you're on to something there.

seeric 01-30-2009 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15412576)
That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.

i am gonna look on youtube later when i'm not busy and see if he is just stuck with it or if its maybe new job jitters. normally, those things are engraved in your psyche and very tough to get out. probably been speaking like that forever. i'll return later with some clips of his from youtube.

alexchechs 01-30-2009 12:09 PM

This is a job I would not wish upon my worst enemy...

pornguy 01-30-2009 12:13 PM

Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

baddog 01-30-2009 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15412619)
Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

Lies? Not with Obama! Change man, change.

uno 01-30-2009 12:17 PM

I believe he said they were having email problems at the white house so he didn't have all the information he'd like to.

John-ACWM 01-30-2009 12:19 PM

'babble babbbble, burp'
:1orglaugh

Snake Doctor 01-30-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15412567)
He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.


"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.


FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

:(:(:(:(

The press secretary's job is to obfuscate....so he's doing just fine.

Better the ummmm, ummmmmm, deer in headlights thing than the cold conniving word parsing bald faced lies of someone like Ari Fleisher. :2 cents:

Snake Doctor 01-30-2009 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 15412619)
Has to suck to stand there and have to make up lies on the fly.

He DOES NOT make up lies on the fly you idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



They have early morning meetings where they make up the lies ahead of time.

PSSuperstars 01-30-2009 12:29 PM

Wasn't he an NBC analyst before this?? So he's did reporting before, right?
or did I just pull that out of my ass?

Kenny B! 01-30-2009 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15412567)
FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

:(:(:(:(

tell us how you really feel

tony286 01-30-2009 01:27 PM

I think he is doing a ok, it seems the press likes him.He makes them laugh, better than the us against them view of the bush white house. But I would of loved to have fucked bushes last press secretary janet whatever her name was, she was hot.

jmcb420 01-30-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15412567)
He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

:(:(:(:(


Sounds like he learned how to talk by watching the last president for 8 years.:2 cents:

sperbonzo 01-30-2009 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 15412576)
That would be a very tough job... it's only been a week, let him find his groove.


No offense, but as P.S. his ONLY job is to talk to the press. Wouldn't you think they would find someone out there that is already qualified? This isn't a "starter" position with on-the-job training!




Anyway A1R3K, it doesn't matter, the press has their nose so far up Obama's butt that this guy could just burp and pick his nose and the would comment on what cutting edge social commentary it was, or how he was "keeping it real".


:1orglaugh

geedub 01-30-2009 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 15413791)
it doesn't matter, the press has their nose so far up Obama's butt that this guy could just burp and pick his nose and the would comment on what cutting edge social commentary it was, or how he was "keeping it real".

:1orglaugh :2 cents:

notoldschool 01-30-2009 06:01 PM

I have been wathing him and thought he was doing quite well. But what do I know, Im only American.

Helix 01-30-2009 06:05 PM

Uhh-Bama does the Uhh thing as well.

Dvae 01-30-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15413006)
I think he is doing a ok, it seems the press likes him.He makes them laugh, better than the us against them view of the bush white house. But I would of loved to have fucked bushes last press secretary janet whatever her name was, she was hot.

Oh, you mean Janet Reno. Yeah, go ahead and fuck her. Haha

At least get her name right. It was Dana Perino... and yes very fuckable.

Dvae 01-30-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 15412567)
He doesn't fit into this team of charisma and great orating.


"ummmmm, the transition team babble babblee, ummmmm, no i don't remember that, uhhh, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, the president will continue to reach out, ahhhhhh, ummmmmmmm, babble babble, ummmmmmmmm, the president will do whatever is possible to get the bill on his ummmmmmm, ahhhhhhhhhhhh desk. babble babbbble, burp, ummmmmmmmmmmm, we can get to the american people and, ahhhhhhhhhhhh."

He must have said Ummmm, AHHHHHHHH, and dummy stopped like 300 times in 10 minutes.


FUCK ME, JAM A HOT ROD UP MY ASS IT WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE THAN WATCHING THIS GUY!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Holy shit his speaking skills are terrible.

:(:(:(:(

How long before you throw Obama under the bus?

dyna mo 01-30-2009 06:13 PM

there's no reason for any pr person/ public speaker to have to uhh his way through anything.


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