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Pick-Up Lines
Pick-Up Lines for GUYS and GALS
Can I buy you a drink? Do you know what looks good on you? Me. Did you fart? Because you blew me away You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. Be a flirt! Make the first move. this one is my personal favorite... Hello, Do you like Apples? ( get a answer yes or no ) OK how about me and you go back to my place and I bend you over my coach and fuck you up the ass all night long, how do you like those apples.... :1orglaugh :helpme |
my favorite has always been "awww, you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes"
obviously it needs the right lead up, but it usually cracks a smile for being a terribly corny pickup line... |
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my favorite is: I love every bone in your body, especially mine
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You know, you remind me of a socket wrench
woman: huh? every time I look at you my nuts tighten |
I just refer to the 500 baht note in my pocket, and go from there.
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to offset the crude one above...I give you this.....
Walk up to a woman sitting at a bar and turn the back of her colar up to expose the tag on her shirt. She'll whip around a little pissed off. Then just reply.... "Im sorry to bother you, but I just HAD to see if you were made in heaven" |
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XonDemand
Should I call in the morning or just nudge you?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by you again? :) |
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a footlong!
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What's your sign?
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I'M IN THIS BITCH! GOT A 500 BAHT BILL Y'ALL 'BOUT TO SPEND THIS BITCH! |
Here are a few I can remember.
"Are you in the Army?" (she says no) "Because your ass is the bomb." "You have nice shoes...they would look better up over my shoulders." "That is a nice outfit...I wonder how it would look crumpled up on my floor." |
"Ever had your belly button licked from the inside????"
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Didn't we go to different high schools together?
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Cool!!! i use this night with my new neighbor :P
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XonDemand
Do you know what would look good on you? ME ;- )
:1orglaugh Do you believe in love at first sight or do you need me to walk by agian ? :1orglaugh can my friend buy you a drink :helpme :1orglaugh |
This one gets em every time.
"Were you raised on a chicken farm? Because you really know how to raise some cock." :thumbsup |
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Works for me and for 1000Baht she'll bring her friend |
walk up to a girl look down to your penis throw your hands up and tell her:
Welll......??????? - This Dick Aint sucking itself!??!?!?! NO WOULD IT? --------> OR!!!! Excuse me gorgeous can I ask you a question Dear? ---- dont wait for answer ------ Do you know sucking dick is good for your Teeth????!!!!! ------ BECAUSE IF YOU DONT SUCK MY DICK RIGHT NOW ILL PUNCH ALL YOUR DAMN TEETH OUR OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BITCH |
where are you from? - Do you have some dutch in you? ------ no? You want some dutch in you? hahahhhaha
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What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
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"Dont look at me with those come to bed eyes" always works a treat
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I'm learning alot from this thread...
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I gotta remember some of these
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"No your drink is supposed to taste like that.".
Works every time. |
* My, those have go to be the whitest teeth I have ever hoped to Cum across.
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the very best pickup line in socal is "a line of coke"
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Are you on myspace?
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I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
^ Winner right there. |
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Nice legs, when do they open?
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My dick just died... mind if I bury it in your ass?
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XonDemand
best pick up line always works...
how much $$ do you need ? :1orglaugh |
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"Come again?" |
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