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DarkJedi 02-14-2009 05:35 PM

Is it possible to fuck a hotel maid?
 
Especially in Mexico or on a resort? I heard they make $5 a day. I'm thinking an extra $20 or $50 would go a long way....

candyflip 02-14-2009 05:36 PM

I am able to verify that in Mexico, you most certainly can.

Iron Fist 02-14-2009 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15496339)
Especially in Mexico or on a resort? I heard they make $5 a day. I'm thinking an extra $20 or $50 would go a long way....

They probably get $20 from a ton of people easily....

If you wanna seal the deal quickly... show a benny. :2 cents:

Korban 02-14-2009 05:40 PM

In Jamaica, $80 for the hottest chick at The Jungle Negril.

Dont know about Mexico.

$5 submissions 02-14-2009 05:40 PM

Interesting category check list item for a hotel/travel review site.

seeandsee 02-14-2009 05:40 PM

yes you can

DarkJedi 02-14-2009 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15496345)
I am able to verify that in Mexico, you most certainly can.

but have you really DONE this?

need details.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-14-2009 05:41 PM

Sure, unless of course these maids got thier pussies stitched shut.

candyflip 02-14-2009 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15496366)
but have you really DONE this?

need details.

Yep. Twice while working down there for upwards of a month at a time. And both times they knew exactly what they were up to.

Not tourist areas. Mexico City and Guadalajara.

DarkJedi 02-14-2009 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 15496374)
Yep. Twice while working down there for upwards of a month at a time. And both times they knew exactly what they were up to.

Not tourist areas. Mexico City and Guadalajara.

How do you aproach them about the offer?

WiredGuy 02-14-2009 06:00 PM

Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

bobby666 02-14-2009 06:58 PM

i would take two for that price

doridori 02-14-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15496436)
Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

davey jones like em diseased and wrinkly :1orglaugh

HandballJim 02-14-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korban (Post 15496360)
In Jamaica, $80 for the hottest chick at The Jungle Negril.

Dont know about Mexico.

You can screw the maids in Jamaica for free if your good looking.

I know in Diminican Republic you can for sure...a couple of bucks go a long way. In fact a friend told me told me he went there with his wife even...and they got massages in different rooms, and my boy was banging the girl who was giving him the massage. He said she asked him like only a couple of minutes into the massage if he wanted sex.

james_clickmemedia 02-14-2009 07:32 PM

I can't recall ever seeing a hot hotel maid in any of the countries I have been too.

born2blog 02-14-2009 07:36 PM

sure, why not!

gornyhuy 02-14-2009 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 15496737)
You can screw the maids in Jamaica for free if your good looking.

I know in Diminican Republic you can for sure...a couple of bucks go a long way. In fact a friend told me told me he went there with his wife even...and they got massages in different rooms, and my boy was banging the girl who was giving him the massage. He said she asked him like only a couple of minutes into the massage if he wanted sex.

Thats hot as fuck.

HandballJim 02-14-2009 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15496836)
Thats hot as fuck.

hell yeah, but the bad karma came back to him...his wife divorced his ass for some bullshit...and the guy has or should I say had a lot of money. what sucks is they have kids...

baddog 02-14-2009 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james_clickmemedia (Post 15496777)
I can't recall ever seeing a hot hotel maid in any of the countries I have been too.

I seem to recall seeing an attractive one in Amsterdam.

collegeboobies 02-14-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 15496737)
You can screw the maids in Jamaica for free if your good looking.

I know in Diminican Republic you can for sure...a couple of bucks go a long way. In fact a friend told me told me he went there with his wife even...and they got massages in different rooms, and my boy was banging the girl who was giving him the massage. He said she asked him like only a couple of minutes into the massage if he wanted sex.

his wife was banging the big black dude

munki 02-14-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 15496369)
Sure, unless of course these maids got thier pussies stitched shut.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Z 02-15-2009 02:14 AM

I've thought about it and I'd do it if the opportunity presented itself. But I do have to agree with the posts above about how rare a hot maid is.

Godsmack 02-15-2009 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15496339)
Especially in Mexico or on a resort? I heard they make $5 a day. I'm thinking an extra $20 or $50 would go a long way....

I guess you think every woman is a whore do you? :(

Reak AGV 02-15-2009 03:22 AM

Have done it in multiple countries, yes you can.

MikeSmoke 02-15-2009 04:12 AM

Most hotel maids are only good at one thing - pounding on the door and waking you up to see if you want your room serviced or if you want more towels :mad:

Blingbaby 02-15-2009 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15496436)
Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

But then again you look like you are still in High School. And you might be.. in any case you are young so STFU!

DarkJedi 02-15-2009 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Godsmack (Post 15497873)
I guess you think every woman is a whore do you? :(

yes :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 02-15-2009 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeSmoke (Post 15498237)
Most hotel maids are only good at one thing - pounding on the door and waking you up to see if you want your room serviced or if you want more towels :mad:

Hanging the "do not disturb" signs outside the door usually helps.

:2 cents:

MikeSmoke 02-15-2009 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15498266)
Hanging the "do not disturb" signs outside the door usually helps.

:2 cents:

Not usually :(

Godsmack 02-15-2009 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 15498260)
yes :1orglaugh

lolol. at least you are being honest about it :1orglaugh

ContentPimp 02-15-2009 07:23 AM

maids are down to service your every need ;)

HorseShit 02-15-2009 07:39 AM

anything is possible

fatfoo 02-15-2009 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdavis (Post 15498469)
anything is possible

My thoughts exactly.

CaptainHowdy 02-15-2009 11:59 AM

Never seen a fuckable hotel maid...

John-ACWM 02-15-2009 12:14 PM

You can screw pretty much everything

pornask 02-15-2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 15496853)
hell yeah, but the bad karma came back to him...his wife divorced his ass for some bullshit...and the guy has or should I say had a lot of money. what sucks is they have kids...

1 out of 50 people in the DR have AIDS, fucker probably got himself infected with HIV :2 cents:

J. Falcon 02-15-2009 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15496436)
Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

Same here.

And what's that about hotel maids earning 5k a day?

Horny Dude 02-15-2009 01:15 PM

I live in San Diego and have traveled to Mexico many times. I have seen maybe two hotel maids I would have wanted to fuck. I have seen plenty of hot hotel clerks that I would have loved to have come up to my room. Plus why would you want to fuck the maid when you can get plenty of hot Latina girls at the local clubs. Drop a few bucks on drinks and you are pretty much in. Best thing to do is stay at a hotel with a nice night club. Drop a few bucks on the bartender, make an arrangement that you will pay for the drinks the next day that you order at night, plus a little extra. Then that night when you are partying it up if a hot chick sees you getting drinks and not paying for them, she'll think you are big time. Just a cheesy tip when in Mexico!

Antonio 02-15-2009 01:31 PM

I tried my best to fuck a hotel maid in Cape Town

this is how the day went - I went to Cape Point, met hot British woman, tried hooking up with her, she blew me off

then I decided to find me a whore - went out on my own in the center of the city (bad isdea), a few street kids asked me if I was looking for girls or "stuff", told them to fuck off, I knew they were gonna con me

about 20 minutes later two dudes tried to corner me, needless to say I went back to the hotel in a bit of a hurry

then I spotted the hotel maid that was there for the night, tried my luck with her too and after good 30 minutes or so I was going nowhere fast so I called it a night

ps I've had better days

pornask 02-15-2009 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 15499500)
then I spotted the hotel maid that was there for the night, tried my luck with her too and after good 30 minutes or so I was going nowhere fast so I called it a night

A guy across the hallway must have offered her more

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-15-2009 01:47 PM

i worked for years on the road. live din hotels 7-8 months of the year. female hotel staff are definitely game in 75% or more of the hotels you go into....

polle54 02-15-2009 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korban (Post 15496360)
In Jamaica, $80 for the hottest chick at The Jungle Negril.

Dont know about Mexico.

A friend of mine told me that the really fucked up ones there would give you a bj for around $1.5. That's affordable :)

Rico Shades 02-15-2009 08:06 PM

Damn right you can.

VeriSexy 02-16-2009 12:00 AM

With cash, anything could be possible ;)

WWC 02-16-2009 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15496436)
Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

Exactly! :winkwink: Something like this?

https://www.hotelluxurycollection.co...and%20maid.JPG

WWC 02-16-2009 03:08 AM

Good niche reality production ...turn it into a series :-)

pamon 02-16-2009 03:14 AM

this thread has be thinking of the line in tommy boy....

housekeeping... you want me to fluff your pillows

WWC 02-16-2009 03:23 AM

Oh here is one after i paid the $200 to each ;-)

http://www.farfar.se/awards/webbys20...ed_to_work.jpg

Mr Pheer 02-16-2009 03:42 AM

What a silly question... its possible to fuck any female.

Pornwolf 02-16-2009 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 15496436)
Have you seen many attractive hotel maids? I haven't.
WG

I concur.


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