I am no longer with Waste Management.
 

It is with a heavy heart but much eagerness that, after 42 years of driving garbage trucks, I have decided to move on and explore new and potentially better opportunities.

I'd like to take this time to thank the Waste Management team for allowing me to "service" their customers over the years. Even though my clothes will smell like garbage for awhile, I will miss the smell of fresh wet trash every day.

As of this coming Tuesday, I will be starting my new job as a Walmart greeter.

you ll miss the internet for sure

Congrats toe da winners.

good luck in your new position

Waste Management won't be the same without you.

I know.

This was a tough decision.

But....And the end of it all it came down to 1 thing.

Walmart has offered to provide me with a clean apron once every 2 weeks. How can I possibly pass that up?

waste management, so thats what you call your content biz huh...

It's sad to see you go, you were always good at it. Best of luck at wal mart :thumbsup

Yep, always have. :glugglug

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Welcome to the big time!

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Congrats! I just got a new position as well... I just got a job at Circuit City!

So much opps out there. Good luck :)

Oh shit - you lucky dog. I've been wanting to be a WalMart greeter for years! How the hell did you get that gig? :winkwink:

im sure that the landfill workers are thankfull they have one less non driving idiot to deal with.


And Aron, nothing is better than the smell of Leachate in the morning.

I applied there last week. They said I was over qualified. :disgust

I went to isle 31 and borrowed some knee pads prior to the interview.

You can imagine the rest. :Graucho

Must've been a tough call between Walmart greeter and school crossing guard.

I'd have gone with crossing guard - you can work on a summer tan and meet all the soccer milfs.

The reflective vests make my ass look big.

Can't be havin that.

Walmart greeter is a grest senile retirement job. you'll fit in perfectly...

Hmm...

Locally our Walmart greeters have to don the reflective vests when they do double-duty as shopping cart retrievers.

Saw you when I walked in today Aaron, how many times did you eat at that Mcdonalds next to you?

Fat Tony won't be happy to hear of you leaving the Family, Aaron.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap :helpme

congratz..

Maybe one day you will climb your way up to stock counter..

lol i was trying to think of a content company named Waste Management.. then i opened the thread.

Once you find out the secret, PLEASE let me know why it takes 10 minutes to place 2 stickers on items that I'm going to return. :thumbsup