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AdPatron 02-19-2009 01:55 PM
Steve Jobs dead?!
 
So WTF has been going on? Anyone see any news about him since he decided to take a break?

HouseHead 02-19-2009 01:56 PM
no i have not

kmanrox 02-19-2009 01:58 PM
he hasn't called me in days.. im concerned.

seeandsee 02-19-2009 01:59 PM
nooooooooo

p3rsian 02-19-2009 02:00 PM
i should ping him on Loopt see where he's at...

AdPatron 02-19-2009 02:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15523395)
he hasn't called me in days.. im concerned.
No shit, hasn't called in days. Bastard still owes me for the dime bag.

V_RocKs 02-19-2009 02:07 PM
Death happens.

pamon 02-19-2009 02:28 PM
heard bill gates killed him...

1BB 02-19-2009 02:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15523395)
he hasn't called me in days.. im concerned.
hahahaha, funny :P

Magnus 02-19-2009 02:34 PM
Public company they would have to announce his death rather quickly. They may get fined for not releasing the severity of Job's ailments to his shareholders.

mynameisjim 02-19-2009 02:36 PM
He had to take some time off while he gets his turtlenecks re-blackened.

borked 02-19-2009 02:46 PM
http://twitter.com/SteveJobs

very dead

borked 02-19-2009 02:47 PM
Twitter is over capacity.
Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again.


wtf??

Barefootsies 02-19-2009 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15523395)
he hasn't called me in days.. im concerned.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 02-19-2009 03:14 PM
isn't that the point of taking a break?

u-Bob 02-19-2009 03:24 PM
He's busy hunting down people who jailbreak their ipods...

gornyhuy 02-19-2009 03:39 PM
The doctors are trying to help him but his operating system won't let them do anything.

PAR 02-19-2009 03:42 PM
Don't worry he is just trying to learn how to use a Dell running Vista...

GetSCORECash 02-19-2009 03:45 PM
He won't die, apple will keep him alive forever...

tigermtb 02-19-2009 03:49 PM
Whats this iPod thing people keep talking about? Never heard of it... :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 02-19-2009 03:53 PM
Hopefully he can get excellent medical care and recover.

tony286 02-19-2009 03:58 PM
the last time I saw video of him. He looked really bad and apple is his life for him not be there. I figure he is knocking on deaths door.

markuskulit 02-19-2009 04:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pamon (Post 15523505)
heard bill gates killed him...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CosmicTang 02-19-2009 04:02 PM
He's a the cloning clinic. They're preparing copies of him so he can run Apple forever.

natas 02-19-2009 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 15523537)
He had to take some time off while he gets his turtlenecks re-blackened.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh man has about as good dress sense as my dad

UniqueD 02-19-2009 04:22 PM
http://news.techwhack.com/9620-steve-jobs-2

Quote:
He said: ?I have been losing weight throughout 2008. The reason has been a mystery to me and my doctors. After further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause ? a hormone imbalance that has been ?robbing? me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy.?

$5 submissions 02-19-2009 05:14 PM
My mother died from Pancreatic cancer. Pancreatic cancer is almost a death sentence. The only way someone can even get a fighting chance is very very early detection. But even then, it's still a crapshoot.

pornask 02-19-2009 05:27 PM
He's always been a dead beat to me

Porko 02-19-2009 05:54 PM
he is here

AdPatron 02-19-2009 08:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15523828)
Hopefully he can get excellent medical care and recover.
So do I!!!!

doridori 02-19-2009 09:44 PM
wtf he blocked me on msn

woj 02-19-2009 10:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15523395)
he hasn't called me in days.. im concerned.
:1orglaugh

bronco67 02-19-2009 10:14 PM
misleading thread alert

Matyko 02-19-2009 11:18 PM
Fools!

Dead or Alive:
http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead....-nf/Jobs+Steve

AdPatron 02-20-2009 12:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 15525023)
misleading thread alert
Misleading post alert.

sandman! 02-20-2009 12:50 AM
rumors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tranza 02-20-2009 10:55 AM
That is true...it's been a long time with no news about him..

UFGators2007 02-20-2009 11:09 AM
Uncle Steve doesn't come over for dinner much anymore. He got upset when I told him I bought a BlackBerry Bold instead of one of his iPhones. He can be such a tool.

AdPatron 02-20-2009 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 15525487)
rumors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


And the facts?

minddust 02-20-2009 10:10 PM
He choked chewing on an Apple.

StaceyJo 02-20-2009 11:25 PM
He's just busy with personal stuff. Hope he's okay.

PornMD 02-21-2009 12:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 15523942)
He said: ?I have been losing weight throughout 2008. The reason has been a mystery to me and my doctors. After further testing, my doctors think they have found the cause ? a hormone imbalance that has been ?robbing? me of the proteins my body needs to be healthy."
Mofo needs to start eating his iBeef.

AdPatron 02-21-2009 01:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StaceyJo (Post 15529861)
He's just busy with personal stuff. Hope he's okay.
The shareholders need to know.

Reak AGV 02-21-2009 01:31 AM
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?!


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