WOMEN [joke inside]
 

Pretty funny, sorry if its been posted before.

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite oral sex.
Second Date: You get more great oral sex.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and you never get oral sex again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner.. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

lol funny shit

judging by all the women who posted in here how funny this joke is, it's a fair bet you've offended them all. ;)

mission accomplished.

I need to meet a nice Irish girl

Thai Woman
First Date: 1000baht you get laid
Second Date: you don't, on to the next one

Those were really good, lauged out loud for real.

I didn't get the Chinese one, though. Anyone care to explain?

lol, funny

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You didn't offend me sunshine .. i read it out loud to the roomie and we laughed!!!:1orglaugh

Then again i've worked in Porn for like 9 years .. i'm not sure anything offends or shocks me anymore :disgust


xoxo,
Megan

MEGAAAAANNNN!!!!!

TELL me you will be in PHX?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?

HA HA HA HA How did I miss this picture?!?! LOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE IT!

Ya know, I have had a totally different experience with all of the above. I must be treating them right.

At least you missed some categories.

hehe funny

I guess Irish, Italian and Jewish aren't white.

time for irish trip

I think I have to visit Ireland...

Ahahahahahahaha!

Those were pretty funny.

Funny shit!!!

good list

Thanks for the good laugh! You hit the nail on the head.

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the pic is funnier then the jokes..lol :)