watchmen fucking SUCKED
 

okay so i checked it out b/c of peer pressure that this was the best movie ever.

what i found was 3 hours of absolute fucking boredom. i thought it would be lot of action, the whole story line is disconnected, just when i was getting up because i thought the credits were about to roll ANOTHER FUCKING HOUR of stupid white ppl in tight clothes talking, and WTF IS WRONG WITH NIXON, he looks like a jew, i did not know batman was a faggy type guy, and that crazy bitch in lingerie almost got brutally fucked but then decide that she fuck without condom and her daughter discovers her daddy is actually Comedian.


WTF IS THAT BLUE THING? that thing was fucking scary as shit.

at first i thought it was from the intel pentium commercial http://www.shift.jp.org/ja/archives/...02/blueman.jpg


AND THAT BLUE THING WALKED AROUND IN THE NUDE through out the whole fucking movie with his penis hanging out.


i dont know. the movie did have some deep philosophical meaning behind it....but dont think its really worth the time.

2 out of 5 from doridori.

I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU PIRATE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT DOESNT DESERVE YOUR MONEY.


i dont even know wtf is watchmen, apparently it some shitty american comic that was released long time ago. i mean fucking comics, anime are for fucking kids. so is star wars. like i'd think ppl would grow from this shit but i donno it never stops.


what happened to REAL good movies like "Bourne identity", real human drama. now the entire movie theater is filled with comic and anime inspired movies.

From what I can tell is that you should read the graphic novel first, those that have do like the movie.

Oh no you didnt. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Yes you did. :error:helpme:1orglaugh

oh and btw, LOL @ the vietnam scene with teh blue thing zapping vietcongs. some vietnamese ppl were outraged and left the movie....and the pregnant vietnamese lady getting shot.

i think the filmmakers can expect some lawsuits....

Just about every review says it's terrible.

i actually had a bit of hope that this would be a hero movie that wouldn't actually suck because of the countless youtube reviews, and newspaper reviews.

what a fucking sack of shit!

should've seen slutdog milliongaire or some shit like that

I LOL'd. ...

some of my friends say it's a good movie

you a blue guy

lol

haha... there's always a handful of people that hate everything.
btw... "Bourne identity" a good movie :| are you fucking kidding me?

Bore Identity more like it, I bought the DVD but didn't even bother watching the end.

It's like you had never seen a commercial, poster or any other promo for this movie. Because if you had, you'd have had some kind of idea what it might be like before going.

Now, if you did have some kind of idea, and knew you hated those movies and still went... then the movie didn't suck, you did. You should have just stayed home knowing ahead of time you hate those movies.

But then that wouldn't make good drama on GFY... :2 cents:

This thread doesn't make "good" drama on GFY either. It's a pathetic attempt.

It surprises me..I've heard a lot of good things about it...

looks awful. that comic was only relevant in the 80s. can't see how a movie in 2009 can be.

Alrighty then...

I liked it !

People on IMDB seem to disagree:
8.5/10 3,451 votes
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/

It's at 65% on Rotten Tomatoes:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/watchmen/

I liked it. Better than most crap that gets released now days :2 cents:

no i think this movie is for fucking fags

I'll still check it

ill wait for blueray..

http://www.nametrader.com/jabo.jpg

On so many levels...

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/...-mattdamon.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I remember watching the Bourne Identity. I shut it the fuck off after, 20 minutes and threw it like a Frisbee.

Four of us walked out of Watchmen, it is just horrible.

Mark

yea. handful of ppl were seen walking out....

i mean how bad can the movie get ?

I actually liked it :)

i totally agree. biggest borefest ever.

So you went to see the movie without knowing anything about it? That makes YOU the stupid one.

pirate the movie? real fucking smart. If it sucks why would one want to possess it at all? If I gave you a plate fo shit would you eat it because it was free? Appearantly so.

How did I know before even reading your review that it wouldn't be based on any intelligent thought?

lawsuits based on what?

lol GatorB meltdown :D

thanks for the heads up, i ll wait for netflix...

So you aren't seeing the movie based on the opinion of one tard?

doridori assraped my parrot

I will NOT be going to see that movie. Not even on a press junket for free with free food and drinks would I see that rape of the best comic book ever created.

If Alan Moore feels strongly enough against the project that he turned down all the money his creator contract would normally give him in this instance, then that is reason enough not to see it.

I'll grant that 300 was pretty, but I fell asleep while watching it. Twice.

Skip the Watchman movie.

Read the graphic novel if you have not already.

You sound like the littel fan girls that were pissed that the sparkles on Edward didn't look real in the Twilight movie... lol

A movie will never be as good as the book. Ever.

actually Bourne trilogy was way better than the book.

Quite simply, you're wrong. I've got the graphic novel, I thought the movie was fantastic. Could it have been 10-20% better? Sure.. but I'm just glad it was as good as it was. The source material will always be better. After you've had your adaptation-of-your-favorite-novel hymen broken at the age of about 15 you should be able to just accept that the cinematic format has certain limitations and nothing will be as good as the original. With that in mind you can appreciate the movies on their own merit. And Watchmen was good.
Alan Moore hasn't once not cried about an adaptation, so thats a moot point.

Now 'scuse my while I cry about Peter jackson leaving out Tom Bombadil.....