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xNetworx 03-08-2009 09:26 PM

I have pneumonia and want to smoke some herb
 
I've been sick for a few days and the doctor says I have a slight case of pneumonia based on my chest xrays. I'm bored as shit and want to smoke some of this purple kush and watch Flight of The Conchords. What should I do?

Spunky 03-08-2009 09:27 PM

Don't hold it in as long

MetaMan 03-08-2009 09:29 PM

take it anally.

HookUPcom 03-08-2009 09:30 PM

the kush won't make it worse...

xNetworx 03-08-2009 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15602042)
take it anally.

I've heard of blowing smoke up somebody's ass but this takes it to a whole new level :helpme

baddog 03-08-2009 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 15602030)
I've been sick for a few days and the doctor says I have a slight case of pneumonia based on my chest xrays. I'm bored as shit and want to smoke some of this purple kush and watch Flight of The Conchords. What should I do?

Edibles are the way to go. :2 cents:

punker barbie 03-08-2009 09:37 PM

dr alex says its okay, smoke all the god damn w33d you want :P

miss you. we are going on a cruise on the last week of june. come with.

YellowDude 03-08-2009 09:40 PM

Just smoke, every doctor is saying its bad

xNetworx 03-08-2009 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15602052)
Edibles are the way to go. :2 cents:

Brilliant idea. Wish I had some :(



Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15602063)
dr alex says its okay, smoke all the god damn w33d you want :P

miss you. we are going a cruise on the last week of june. come with.

If the doc says it is OK, I'm a bout to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh :) Miss you too!!!!!!!!

A cruise sounds fun. I've never been on a cruise!

punker barbie 03-08-2009 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 15602073)
Brilliant idea. Wish I had some :(





If the doc says it is OK, I'm a bout to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh :) Miss you too!!!!!!!!

A cruise sounds fun. I've never been on a cruise!


woo hoo. june 21st out of long beach. i will call you tomorrow with details.

brassmonkey 03-08-2009 09:53 PM

damn where the cruise going from cali get well soon homie dirt

baddog 03-08-2009 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 15602073)
Brilliant idea. Wish I had some :(

When all else fails, make your own.

Marcus Aurelius 03-08-2009 10:18 PM

Buy a fucking vaporizer. no smoke involved...

hypedough 03-08-2009 11:32 PM

Edible or vaporizer, not a shitty one spend a little dough and get a Volcano.

Jack Sly 03-09-2009 01:20 AM

Edibles or Vapourizer.

Edibles are cheap and easy. THC is fat soluble, which means it dissolves in something like butter, not water. So anything you want to eat with lots of butter or oil in it, say, brownies. Is a good bet. Fry a few grams in a wok or skillet in about a cup of butter and strain out the stems and green mush. Never actually done it myself. Only cost is the herb and the butter.

Vapourizor has the benefit of being MUCH easier on your lungs than smoking, and is also scientifically THE best/efficient way to consume THC by far. The only down size is price. They cost about as much as a low-end vacuum, and they can be hard to find.

Good Luck.

SomeCreep 03-09-2009 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 15602030)
I've been sick for a few days and the doctor says I have a slight case of pneumonia based on my chest xrays. I'm bored as shit and want to smoke some of this purple kush and watch Flight of The Conchords. What should I do?

Mix that shit with a little bit of blow and have your self a p-dog.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-09-2009 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 15602030)
I've been sick for a few days and the doctor says I have a slight case of pneumonia based on my chest xrays. I'm bored as shit and want to smoke some of this purple kush and watch Flight of The Conchords. What should I do?

My suggestion would be to smoke that fucking kush and watch the Bowie episode...

V_RocKs 03-09-2009 01:51 AM

Get a vaporizer.

seeandsee 03-09-2009 01:59 AM

go directly to blood

John-ACWM 03-09-2009 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15602063)
dr alex says its okay, smoke all the god damn w33d you want :P

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

geedub 03-09-2009 05:08 AM

i've had pneumonia 3 times in my life, smoked the entire time during all three. it seemed after i had smoked, i coughed less for a while.. maybe the smoke expanding the lungs a bit helped a mo fucka out? i dunno.. just don't go hitting the 2 footer.. take a couple rips off the spoon or something haha

HorseShit 03-09-2009 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 15602695)
Get a vaporizer.

:2 cents::2 cents:

LadyMischief 03-09-2009 05:21 AM

ya I agree with the vaporizor sentiment. www.gotvape.com ;)

tranza 03-09-2009 07:11 AM

Don't do it.. you'll get worse...

gornyhuy 03-09-2009 07:16 AM

Vape++

However, its easy peasy to make edibles. You don't have to go so far as to make cannabutter or brownies or something, just throw together a batch of firecrackers and in 20 minutes you'll be ready to rock.

Jman 03-09-2009 07:20 AM

Volcano all the way!!!!!

alexchechs 03-09-2009 08:07 AM

Get yourself a vaporizer

USUALENT 03-09-2009 08:18 AM

roll that shit. light that shit.. smoke it

Jade509 03-09-2009 12:00 PM

Smoke that shit!

Reak AGV 03-09-2009 12:03 PM

Take the anal test to verify you need it.


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