FUNNY - support ticket of the day... lol
 

We're pretty full service support here.. We'll even do this one :1orglaugh

"Hi Fellas!
My PC motherboard died on me so I had to go out and spend a ton of money for an entire new PC and New up to date editing software. Needless to say I need a new password sent to me for my ftp account to log onto cute ftp and since I am no longer using windows xp and the outlook express that came with my old computer, I need someone to call me and walk me through setting up windows mail for VISTA ultimate."


omg... that's MojoHost support.

:thumbsup

Brad

top notch support :)

Wow!
I would think there's only so much time you can spend on someone like that..

pretty quick with remote assistance

Hi Brad,

I'm having a little problem here. I've got ffmpeg installed on my server and everything works fine from the terminal when I run the command "ffmpeg -i filename", however when I run the command in PHP using exec('ffmpeg -i filename', $output), nothing is returned in the $output array. I'd like to know what kind of tahini to lemon juice ratio I should use when making hummus. Thanks in advance!

ffmpeg is so 90s

wow, you went above and beyond for that one.

Oh we'll see, there are definitely limits but sometimes strange things like this pay back in other ways (karma, etc).

Yeah... if most of our guys didn't have Linux desktops themselves because they're supernerds. LOL :1orglaugh

just a few tablespoons, I think!

It's not over till it's over... lol

:helpme

Brad

Brad, kindly turn on ICQ. :)

http://www.teamviewer.com/index.aspx is all you need :)

Okay, I just have to post MY support ticket of the day....

Tue 03/17/09 04:37:25pm
[email protected] hi i was watching a movie this mean looking cock and my lips just got wet.i am a men a stright men but that cock looked so good i have to have it i have neaver ben with another men but i have to have that cock please respond thank you


How the fuck do you respond to that??!?!!?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOOOOOOOLLLLL :1orglaugh

you drive over to his house and suck his cock...

on second thought, send brad over... :1orglaugh

Hey Brad, you up for a little man on man action? :pimp:pimp:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This thread has turned from funny to gay lol. Go Brad!!!

What can I say, I'm inspirational. :1orglaugh

Good night everyone!

Brad

Tell Juicy to stop making fake support tickets. :2 cents:

Remote assistance helps a lot...

Its Juicy alright. But its not a fake.

"We can sure help you with that", I'd say, "the instructions are right here":
http://google.com


Did you have the heart to tel him that he probably just spent $2000 on something that
a $2 CMOS battery would probably fix, as that the most common cause of "dead" motherboards? ;)

Wow, as a matter of follow up... I said no such thing... evidently we had this completed the same evening via ticketing and phone within a couple hours of it being opened.

Way to go, Dan! LOL

Brad

He usually does:thumbsup:thumbsup

just give him contact for Microsoft support :idea: