OMG -- You can pay for a computer to say your prayers if you're too lazy...wtf
 

About Information Age Prayer

Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day. It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

http://www.informationageprayer.com

I'm not religious, but I don't think this counts! :helpme