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Fletch XXX 03-21-2009 06:44 AM

Pope warns not of AIDs, but of sorcerers
 
"In today's Angola," the pope said in a homily at Mass, "Catholics should offer the message of Christ to the many who live in the fear of spirits, of evil powers by whom they feel threatened, disoriented, even reaching the point of condemning street children and even the most elderly because ? they say ? they are sorcerers."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...mne-gD972DVKG0

LOL

who 03-21-2009 06:46 AM

Well, it's true what these niggrs say - they do think there's magic wizards and sorcerers around.

CaptainHowdy 03-21-2009 07:28 AM

Damm Pope...

Phoenix 03-21-2009 07:40 AM

maybe he has gone crazy....he is very old

James124 03-21-2009 07:43 AM

http://www.freeratio.org/archive/index.php/t-91450.html

Goodall used to leave bananas out to lure the chimps into her camp. Why she wanted that I don't know. The Alpha and his cohorts would always take every single one. One day a lowly beta named Michael found an empty five-gallon can. He found that by banging it he could make a lot of noise. So he did a massive display, running around, screaming and banging his empty can. When he stopped the tribe saw him as the one who made the evil can go away and his status soared. He got all the bananas he could eat and all the grooming he wanted. There was the beginning of religion.

John-ACWM 03-21-2009 07:52 AM

Common sense,it's a good rule

The Seduction of Art 03-21-2009 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by James124 (Post 15656720)
http://www.freeratio.org/archive/index.php/t-91450.html

Goodall used to leave bananas out to lure the chimps into her camp. Why she wanted that I don't know. The Alpha and his cohorts would always take every single one. One day a lowly beta named Michael found an empty five-gallon can. He found that by banging it he could make a lot of noise. So he did a massive display, running around, screaming and banging his empty can. When he stopped the tribe saw him as the one who made the evil can go away and his status soared. He got all the bananas he could eat and all the grooming he wanted. There was the beginning of religion.


Obviously Michael was a Rundgren fan.


JFK 03-21-2009 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by who (Post 15656647)
Well, it's true what these niggrs say - they do think there's magic wizards and sorcerers around.

the big white wizzard in the pointy hat, just told them otherwise, be blessed my child:thumbsup

sortie 03-21-2009 09:56 AM

EDit;

Well, trade in the witches for a more powerful invisible spirit named god.

Is that really an improvement?

Marcus Aurelius 03-21-2009 10:06 AM

he's been playing too much resident evil 5

notoldschool 03-21-2009 01:22 PM

If any sane human actually cares what that old freak says they have issues.

Barefootsies 03-21-2009 01:29 PM


SomeCreep 03-21-2009 01:53 PM

I don't care what anyone says. I don't trust anyone who dresses like this:

http://www.thecatholictour.com/tours...dict%20XVI.jpg

JD 03-21-2009 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15657463)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cykoe6 03-21-2009 02:02 PM

Why are people obsessed with what the Pope says? If you don't like the Pope or Catholic doctrines then don't be a fucking Catholic. Problem solved.

Ozarkz 03-21-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15656641)
"In today's Angola," the pope said in a homily at Mass, "Catholics should offer the message of Christ to the many who live in the fear of spirits, of evil powers by whom they feel threatened, disoriented, even reaching the point of condemning street children and even the most elderly because — they say — they are sorcerers."

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...mne-gD972DVKG0

LOL

Uhh moron.

In that part of the world that's what people believe in.

The ignorance on this forum is OUTSTANDING give yourselves a hand.

fujiko 03-21-2009 02:22 PM

yea lots of evil stuff in those countries.

notoldschool 03-21-2009 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15657585)
Uhh moron.

In that part of the world that's what people believe in.

No different than believing in GOD.

cherrylula 03-21-2009 03:31 PM

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Matt 26z 03-21-2009 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 15656641)
"In today's Angola," the pope said in a homily at Mass, "Catholics should offer the message of Christ to the many who live in the fear of spirits, of evil powers by whom they feel threatened, disoriented, even reaching the point of condemning street children and even the most elderly because ? they say ? they are sorcerers."

What he is saying is that they should introduce Jesus to these areas so that people stop believing in sorcerers.

This is indeed an area of the world that even believes in zombies. They bury the dead and supposedly days later these people are seen walking around in a zombie-like state. Then they blame someone for using magic to cause this.

sortie 03-21-2009 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z (Post 15657755)
What he is saying is that they should introduce Jesus to these areas so that people stop believing in sorcerers.

This is indeed an area of the world that even believes in zombies. They bury the dead and supposedly days later these people are seen walking around in a zombie-like state. Then they blame someone for using magic to cause this.

Terrible, when Jesus comes back will he be a zombie too.

chodadog 03-21-2009 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15657764)
Terrible, when Jesus comes back will he be a zombie too.

You don't seem to understand the problem. When these sorcerers say jump, the common people ask how high. And when a common person asks how they can cure their HIV infection, and the sorcerer tells them all they need do is fuck a virgin, they'll find some child or even an infant to rape.


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