Gfy rhymes: Part 1
 

It's March 24th and we sit here contemplating what to post,
I am your host of this thread, feel the dread, we're all gonna be dead,
yes the overlords are coming for us, and they will cuss
like stoned-rappers that are angry at Jon Clark,
after dark in a dark alley in the bad part of the city.
I have no pity for the webmasters that say "there is no money in porn"
Don't blow that horn, we were born to adorn the porn industry,
So feel free to feel the imagery of this rhyme, go make a few cents or dimes.
I hope GrouchyAdmin is not too grouchy today,
He needs to moderate this board and mould it like clay,
He's telling people what's too obscene or unacceptable,
Or if you post too often, he'll tell you to slow down,
Don't wear the crown of the post-maniac-king.
We need some quality business posts (but this is not one of them)
You might say it was a waste of time to read all this,
But then why did you read it all? It's your call.
Maybe you need to smoke a dime? Eat a lime? Watch transformers and Optimus Prime?
Some might say these rhymes suck,
At least it's better than a duck rapping with some luck,
but it took me only 5 minutes to type it,
Without even taking a hit from a bong,
Which is wrong, the risk is having nightmares all night long

Bump it , bump it...

Sing a song of six-pence,
A penis full of pus.
Four 'n twenty black scabs,
Just about to bust.
When the scabs bust open,
The pus begins to ooze.
It dribbles off your fore-skin,
And oozes on your shoes.

where is t-rain???

yo yo yo...
gfy home of the fucking basement dwellers
cum stained pants in the bank scaring tellers
pieces of pizza in tha 5 o clock shade
social skills of a hermit bitch we got it made!

That's pretty impressive. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

lol...:thumbsup very nice

Nice one :thumbsup

So fattening....

I think this wins the "best 4 lines of rap" award. :thumbsup
Very nicely composed.

Yo Yo Check it


I've been in porn for just a few sunny years
I like the biz, started off with bunny ears
Yes I worked at Playboy, no money fears
Then I resigned, and there were some runny tears

I started up my own consultancy
its great cos I feel as if finally a man is free
Answering to myself, it's like a fantasy
Surely you understand that? Can you see?

Friends are jealous when I fly on my own to shows
Cos of my magic tricks I'm always down with bros
I have respect for the talent, don't call them frowning hos
Despite the fact that they often moan and say no

I'll see you all next week at the Phoenix Forum
Should be good fun, if we pick a good whore run
I best not get raped and up with a sore bum
If I do, she's gonna end up sorry (your mum)

BRAP

thanks ;) used to make rap songs a long time ago i always write to a beat in my head

Sing a song of syphilis
a thick prick full of scabs
four and twenty blackheads
and twice as many crabs
when the thing was opened
the puss came oozing out
"isn't that a dirty prick!"
the nurses all cried out

Very nice.....

Terrible imagery, well rhymed...

This thread delivers... yo.

Let's bump for more rhymes...

how did i get to the myspace hip hop forum?

LMAO...damn, this thread is fucking funny..

that, it is.

Ha ha ha... bump for more...

Pretty decent rhymes here, keep it up boys

We need more rhymes! More rhymes!

here I sit, broken hearted
paid a dime and only farted ...

That's reasonable... more rhymes, please...