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Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:11 AM

70 percent of Americans believe Satan is real
 
LOL

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Nightline/...7170007&page=1

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:12 AM

"I don't have a theologian background, but I have 16 years of experience of walking with the Devil so I know he's real for sure," she said.

Lobert is a former prostitute who says she used to see the Devil in the eyes of her johns. Her organization, Hookers for Jesus, ministers to sex workers.

"When people don't believe the devil is real, I feel, my opinion is, they are deceived," she said.

just a punk 03-27-2009 06:12 AM

What a surprise :)

kmanrox 03-27-2009 06:14 AM

who'd have guessed there's so many ignorant ppl out there? hmmmm

MaDalton 03-27-2009 06:15 AM

he goes by "George W."

BeaverJoe 03-27-2009 06:18 AM

Mmm.. this explains many things.

polish_aristocrat 03-27-2009 06:20 AM

and how many Americans can't locate America on the map :question

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:21 AM

wow they let an atheist speak lol

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Chopra, on the other hand, said that "Healthy people do not have any need for Satan. Healthy people need to confront their own issues, understand themselves and move towards the direction of compassion, creativity, understanding, context, insight, inspiration, revelation and understanding that we are part of an ineffable mystery. …So I would say be done with Satan and confront your own issues."

Serge Litehead 03-27-2009 06:21 AM

"if there's god, there must be a devil" hehe

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:22 AM

now we get to where it is all going...

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"I don't think of him as the man with the horns or the weird gargoyle face or anything like that," Lobert said. "My experience personally I never saw his face. I saw demons and I don't even want to tell you what they look like. I was held down by demons at night, raped by them. I know this might sound crazy to some of you but it really happened and it happens to a lot of the women in the sex industry."
SATAN RAPES THE TALENT!!!!!

CaptainHowdy 03-27-2009 06:22 AM

Imagine what would be of the United States if that 70% DIDN'T believe in Satan... :helpme.

John-ACWM 03-27-2009 06:24 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 15678614)
and how many Americans can't locate America on the map :question

yup...that is even scarier

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 15678624)
Imagine what would be of the United States if that 70% DIDN'T believe in Satan... :helpme.

well christianity didnt start in America so pose the same question to the world.

Imagine no vatican! No religion too!!! Its easy if you try!!!

:1orglaugh

nico-t 03-27-2009 06:25 AM

poor brainwashed dumbasses.

StuartD 03-27-2009 06:26 AM

Of course he's real. He looks just like Al Pacino and owns a law firm.

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 06:28 AM

i like this guy

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"All I have to say is belief is a cover-up for insecurity,"
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Chopra said. "If something is real, you don't have to believe in it. You should be able to experience it. And the most fervent believers in the world are the cause of all the problems in the world right now, OK?"

"Unfortunately there are religious institutions that have actually idealized guilt and shame and made it into a virtue," Chopra went on. "They have created institutions around guilt and sin and shame and disgust with our own self. And when we obsess over these things and we collectively create this obsession then we project it out there as this mythical figure that we call Satan."
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"The point is how come we have these ideas that are so mythical, that are so primitive?" Chopra continued. "Why don't we understand that so-called evil is a part of ourselves? Annie said it so elegantly when she said, 'I was full of guilt... of shame.' That's what she's confronted. Now you want to put that guilt and shame to some mythical identity out there, and yet you did that, but then you took responsibility for your own self. Why don't you give the credit to you, rather than, you know, to some mythical figures out there that came from the outside as forces?"

12clicks 03-27-2009 06:28 AM

you can slice the rabble a million different ways.

bloggingseo 03-27-2009 06:34 AM

LOL this is not shocking at all.

DK 03-27-2009 06:40 AM

The Bible says there is the devil so it must be true!

nation-x 03-27-2009 06:50 AM

lol @ Hookers for Jesus

nico-t 03-27-2009 06:50 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15678634)
Of course he's real. He looks just like Al Pacino and owns a law firm.

damn... i thought it was a hot chick
http://thecia.com.au/reviews/b/images/bedazzled-800.jpg

cherrylula 03-27-2009 07:29 AM

people love the devil...

kowalsky 03-27-2009 07:33 AM

I donīt believe in god, but I can understand people who do it. What I canīt understand in any circumstances is people that believe in Satan, Angels, Saints, Chupacabras or stupid things like that. This is the XXI century! Come on! Wake up people!!!

Fletch XXX 03-27-2009 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 15678939)
I donīt believe in god, but I can understand people who do it. What I canīt understand in any circumstances is people that believe in Satan, Angels, Saints, Chupacabras or stupid things like that. This is the XXI century! Come on! Wake up people!!!

belief in god is about as silly as believing in chupacabra they all go hand in hand.

you either believes in leprechauns or you dont.

i know I dont. god is dead man....

Vicious_B 03-27-2009 07:50 AM

I don't believe in Satan but I do believe in evil. You don't need a mythical being for that, humans are capable of evil all on their own.

Bluewater 03-27-2009 07:53 AM

Those are the same people that do not believe in lying, but tell tell their children that Santa is real.

Hold the presses.........Santa rearranged spells SANTAN....Holy SHIT!!!!! He wears red too and sneaks around your house at night!!!! He must be real!?!?! :winkwink:

notoldschool 03-27-2009 08:02 AM

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Chopra, on the other hand, said that "Healthy people do not have any need for Satan. Healthy people need to confront their own issues, understand themselves and move towards the direction of compassion, creativity, understanding, context, insight, inspiration, revelation and understanding that we are part of an ineffable mystery. ?So I would say be done with Satan and confront your own issues."

:2 cents:

HBKKH 03-27-2009 09:03 AM


rigrunner 03-27-2009 09:09 AM

I heard a growl today....I couldn't find where it was coming from, nobody else was in the house...

It must have been the devil perving over my shoulder

Puremeds-J 03-27-2009 09:17 AM

http://littlebylittle2008.files.word...esus_freak.jpg

baddog 03-27-2009 09:47 AM

According to one poll. Well, then it must be true.

Sausage 03-27-2009 09:50 AM

According to other polls 70% of Americans also believe in Obama (god).

JFK 03-27-2009 09:51 AM

Fletch , you gonna go to hell for posting this :Graucho

Pete-KT 03-27-2009 09:55 AM

www.satancash.com

:)


SORRY HAD TO DO IT :)

JFK 03-27-2009 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT (Post 15679929)
www.satancash.com

:)


SORRY HAD TO DO IT :)

The DEVIL made you do it :helpme

StuartD 03-27-2009 10:00 AM

I'll tell you this.... if there is a devil, he's winning.

BradM 03-27-2009 10:02 AM

The human mind is fickle, and as pliable as jello. It's no shock people believe insane things. It's our nature.

Profits of Doom 03-27-2009 10:07 AM

I don't personally believe in the concept of God or the Devil, but I find people that act like they know there is no such thing just as amusing. There could be a giant platypus in the sky pulling all the strings for all we know. The truth is we don't know shit, and the only guy who had it right was Buddha, because he discouraged his followers from speculating on the existence of a god or a heaven or hell. We don't know shit, we might not ever know, even after we die, and anything else is just speculation...

_Richard_ 03-27-2009 10:08 AM

why is everyone laughing at a statistic? there is no definition on what the devil is, other than an idea put forth by television and what is garnered from religious context

viewing the 'devil' as a force of nature that would be negative, would make this statistic even crazier, considering 30% don't even believe evil exists.

BradM 03-27-2009 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 15679961)
I don't personally believe in the concept of God or the Devil, but I find people that act like they know there is no such thing just as amusing. There could be a giant platypus in the sky pulling all the strings for all we know. The truth is we don't know shit, and the only guy who had it right was Buddha, because he discouraged his followers from speculating on the existence of a god or a heaven or hell. We don't know shit, we might not ever know, even after we die, and anything else is just speculation...

http://www.venganza.org/

Profits of Doom 03-27-2009 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15679979)

Now that is a religion I can get behind. I do love me some spaghetti...

ZeroHero 03-27-2009 10:12 AM

only when is night and when the moon is shining the satan is here :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Tjeezers 03-27-2009 10:33 AM

and they also believe the economy is a entity that is pissed off right now on all useless spending.

candyflip 03-27-2009 10:34 AM

With 90% or so believing in a God of some sort, 70% believing in a Devil seems right to me.

Serge Litehead 03-27-2009 10:39 AM

imagine you're an organic cell in human body with little mind (consciousness) on your own (at least you generate your own electromagnetic field that interacts with other cells), you live your life, do your thing, divide, die off, divide again, etc... - would you ever know you're a part of human body capable of many things beyond your scope of functionality? :)

concepts of God are primitive and made that way for primitive minds - which is not bad, imagine level of crimes we might have on the streets w/o so much religious influence over those minds or maybe we would be far more advanced, who knows.
we might as well be micro parts of something bigger and being inside of it we'll never see externally whole picture. we'll never know beyond our reach of understanding and experience of our existence. sober scientific approach without bigotry with get us far.

Deesnuts 03-27-2009 12:20 PM

satan iisssss reeeeeaaaaaalllll hahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........right?

jmcb420 03-27-2009 12:24 PM

The need to run the same poll and find out about santa, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy.

BlackCrayon 03-27-2009 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15679901)
According to one poll. Well, then it must be true.

You should see some of the discussions on certain mainstream boards I am on. Its a 180 from this place for sure. Seems most of them are bible thumpers who think the idea of god, jesus, heaven and hell are the only logical conclusion anyone could come to. Just blows my mind how many people are so into it in this day and age.

DarkJedi 03-27-2009 12:28 PM

"Hookers for Jesus"

This is great :1orglaugh

Bliz 03-27-2009 01:27 PM



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