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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-27-2009 07:24 PM

Hey, this is Vince with "Beat The Shit Out Of A Hooker"
 
He slapchopped that bitch, haha...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...7092sham1.html

You following me camera guy?

xx354xx 03-27-2009 07:26 PM

I love a story like that.

Pleasurepays 03-27-2009 07:27 PM

they don't say if the Sham Wow also soaks up a hookers blood like it does water or Coca Cola

:(

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-27-2009 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15681756)
they don't say if the Sham Wow also soaks up a hookers blood like it does water or Coca Cola

:(

Little known fact: Combining the SlapChop and a ShamWow you can get a hooker into a duffle bag spot free in under 15 minutes...

PornMD 03-27-2009 07:51 PM

http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com...ie-slanket.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmo...92sham1awm.jpg

Gee, he doesn't use pounds of make-up for those infomercials ya think?

Also, where art thou fauxhawk?

GatorB 03-27-2009 07:55 PM

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Ok who in the fuck kisses a hooker?

Agent 488 03-27-2009 07:55 PM

poor fucker got rolled.

Rakie 03-27-2009 07:57 PM

He's one of the creepiest fucks I've ever seen man, look at him!

Jesus Christ.

riddler 03-27-2009 08:05 PM

i guess she didnt love his nuts

bushwacker 03-27-2009 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15681791)
Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Ok who in the fuck kisses a hooker?

richard gere?

TisMe 03-27-2009 08:33 PM

From sham wow to ho pow.

Spunky 03-27-2009 08:45 PM

Buddy had too many shooters

Iron Fist 03-27-2009 08:53 PM

Clearly, being an infomercial superstar does NOT get you the chicks.

hypedough 03-27-2009 09:04 PM

You following me cameraguy?

John-ACWM 03-28-2009 11:49 AM

LOL nice presentation title


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