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Bored 03-28-2009 03:56 PM

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A dog and a Train:

A dog is walking down a railroad tack when he spots a fast express train speeding toward him. Of course, he jumped off the track. But before he jumped, he ran ten feet toward the train. Why?

nosey 03-28-2009 03:57 PM

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»Rob Content« 03-28-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15683693)
A dog and a Train:

A dog is walking down a railroad tack when he spots a fast express train speeding toward him. Of course, he jumped off the track. But before he jumped, he ran ten feet toward the train. Why?

to jump onto the ramp at the train station

Bored 03-28-2009 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by nosey (Post 15683698)

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Bored 03-28-2009 04:00 PM

It takes twelve one-cent stamps to make a dozen. How many four-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen?

»Rob Content« 03-28-2009 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15683707)
It takes twelve one-cent stamps to make a dozen. How many four-cent stamps does it take to make a dozen?

12 of them

Bored 03-28-2009 04:06 PM

Mrs Funblefinger was working in the kitchen when a loose ring, with a big diamond on it, slipped off her finer and fell smack into some coffee. Strange to say, the diamond did not get wet. Why?

Bored 03-28-2009 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15683716)
12 of them

correct.

Bored 03-28-2009 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by »Rob Content« (Post 15683699)
to jump onto the ramp at the train station

close enough.

Answer: he was on a bridge.

»Rob Content« 03-28-2009 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15683723)
Mrs Funblefinger was working in the kitchen when a loose ring, with a big diamond on it, slipped off her finer and fell smack into some coffee. Strange to say, the diamond did not get wet. Why?

coffee grounds.. it could be a can or bad of fresh coffee, or coffee beans

zEn84 03-28-2009 06:52 PM

Im fucking higher than a kite right now and knew the answers to those before I was even finished reading them. Lets start with some actual challenging ones, here's a good one.

You are in a 4 story building. No windows, no mirrors, nothing. there is a staircase that runs from the bottom to the top floor. In the bottom room, there is a single light bulb. Unfortunately the light switch for it is in the top floor. Here's where it gets tricky,, There are 3 switches, one of the switches work, the other 2 don't. Currently you are in the top room, and are only allow to go check the light bulb once. You CAN'T go back upstairs AND you have to be a 100% certain which switch it is that turned the bulb on. HOW??? :upsidedow

TheDoc 03-28-2009 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by zEn84 (Post 15684069)
Im fucking higher than a kite right now and knew the answers to those before I was even finished reading them. Lets start with some actual challenging ones, here's a good one.

You are in a 4 story building. No windows, no mirrors, nothing. there is a staircase that runs from the bottom to the top floor. In the bottom room, there is a single light bulb. Unfortunately the light switch for it is in the top floor. Here's where it gets tricky,, There are 3 switches, one of the switches work, the other 2 don't. Currently you are in the top room, and are only allow to go check the light bulb once. You CAN'T go back upstairs AND you have to be a 100% certain which switch it is that turned the bulb on. HOW??? :upsidedow

Turn each switch on as you go down, the light is bound to be on then.

zEn84 03-29-2009 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15684111)
Turn each switch on as you go down, the light is bound to be on then.

The point is how do you figure out EXACTLY what switch is with no doubt. I figured this would be too hard for gfy..


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