GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Sell and Buy Forum (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=35)
-   -   1st ever ADULT MLM... Earn $4000-$24,000 a month with NO competition (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=897031)

Allxfunclub 03-31-2009 11:52 AM

1st ever ADULT MLM... Earn $4000-$24,000 a month with NO competition
 
The economy is tough. I don't have to tell you that. But there are two industries that are actually THRIVING! Do you know what they are? (Hint - these two industries provide your BEST chance for financial success right now)

Industry #1: The home-based business industry. Only the "super-rich" and the "super-naive" aren't looking for additional income in 2009. More than ever, people (like you) want to their own businesses and take control of their financial situations. Not surprisingly, there are TENS OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE who are tired of waiting for corporate America to get it's act together. Even the most optimistic economists say that 2009 will be a bust ... and I'm guessing you don't want to be unemployed for another 12 months.

Industry #2: The adult industry. That's right, I said the adult industry. Sex sells ... even during a recession. 600 million people were on an adult website last month. 1 out of every 7 clicks on the internet is adult-related.

Now, you can make money ON the adult industry without being IN the adult industry. Someone is making a lot of money marketing adult websites. Why not YOU?

Importantly, everything is 100% CONFIDENTIAL!

Let me make this clear, it doesn't matter whether you were one of the 600 million people who visited an adult video site last month or not. This is a VEHICLE for income unlike anything I've ever seen. You can capitalize on the LARGEST MARKET on the web and start your own ADULT ONLINE MARKETING BUSINESS with the only TURN-KEY SYSTEM available in the world today. You get your own website, your OWN “back office” with all the tools and system you need to promote and teach to others how to build a fast growing successful business.

I own 2 "conventional" businesses making over $175,000+ a year. With that said, I expect to make MORE MONEY with this internet business than I will in my other two businesses combined!

Here's the best part ... it's only $39.95 per month and there is no additional enrollment fee.

If you have $40 and you are not offended by adult content, please go to
allxfunclub
... or you can email me at [email protected]

The tour is free (it doesn't cost anything to look) and it should answer most of your questions. Again, you can email me at [email protected] .com if you need more information.

I am not hiring anyone. Please don't send your resume. This is a legitimate (not a "sleazy") business opportunity.

Go hire yourself for just 40 bucks!
allxfunclub

fris 03-31-2009 12:23 PM

I LOL'd over and over

IllTestYourGirls 03-31-2009 12:26 PM

Im in! How do I pay?!

Allxfunclub 03-31-2009 01:00 PM

atm we only accept credit cards :O)

PornMD 03-31-2009 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allxfunclub (Post 15692787)
Now, you can make money ON the adult industry without being IN the adult industry.

No shit? I've made $100k in adult domain sales without being in the adult industry, but NOW I can start to make money...ON...the adult industry without being...IN...the adult industry? What is this tongue in which you speak oh dear Jesus? And these 3 letters, M...L...M...what is that strange sequence of characters? Does it stand for Man Licks Monkey?

On a still not serious note, I must say that a post with no proof of earnings or really even how it works except labeling it an MLM and saying you think you're going to make more money than in your other businesses you probably make 5 cents in means...it MUST be 100% certifiable undiscovered GOLD. It's GOLD Jerry, GOLD!



.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

But seriously, just get the fuck out of here while you still have the tiniest bit of dignity, kthx.

Allxfunclub 03-31-2009 01:19 PM

takes a BIG man to knock people down...

looks like the only one who needs to prove anything here is You!

have a wonderful day!

PornMD 03-31-2009 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allxfunclub (Post 15693239)
takes a BIG man to knock people down...

looks like the only one who needs to prove anything here is You!

have a wonderful day!

http://uselessplace.com/wp-content/u...rocker-cry.jpg

Elixir 03-31-2009 01:31 PM

Dont like the idea....

tiger 03-31-2009 04:55 PM

MLM is always a good idea.

LOL!

Centurion 03-31-2009 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allxfunclub (Post 15693239)
takes a BIG man to knock people down...

looks like the only one who needs to prove anything here is You!

have a wonderful day!


You come to an adult website board to yell the glories of being in porn?!?

And you want us (already in porn) to pay you to get into porn?

Man..talk about selling ice boxes to eskimos!

Wait..maybe you are one of "Jerry's Kids" and I've been too mean here.

brassmonkey 03-31-2009 07:19 PM

do u pay in rupees or ferry dust :1orglaugh

JamesK 03-31-2009 07:53 PM

Oh come on... not this shit again. :(

yeuD 03-31-2009 10:47 PM

it is hurtful and ignorant to call someone a retard,
Most people don't think of this word as the language of hate, but that's exactly what it feels like to millions of people with intellectual disabilities

(cough-RETARD-cough)

sorry, I didn't mean to say it out-loud

yeuD 03-31-2009 10:47 PM

" What is this tongue in which you speak oh dear Jesus? "

That really cracks me up.. ROFLMAO

Jack Sparrow 04-01-2009 01:52 AM

Im going to open a thread to sell you guys 3minute videos.
I will probably make around a lot next year, there is really way much potential and shit.
You can pay me $49,99 (sale price) and i will give you my ebook for free, i do have to still write it.

Who wants in?

Juilan 04-06-2009 02:23 PM

OMG too funny

Si 04-06-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allxfunclub (Post 15692787)
Bollocks
Bull Shit
Probably a Scam
I'm a retard
I smell like dog shit and so does this post
Probably a Scam

I should fuck off and not come back.

I took the liberty of re-writing your post for you to make it more clearer to everyone (as if they didn't already know) what your post was all about

No need to thank me, just GTFO :321GFY

HorseShit 04-06-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15713574)
I took the liberty of re-writing your post for you to make it more clearer to everyone (as if they didn't already know) what your post was all about

No need to thank me, just GTFO :321GFY

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jdoughs 04-06-2009 04:32 PM

2 Businesses earning over 175k a year.

But to broke to buy a domain. Also, get a real email you tool.

And remove Canada from your Location, we don't need people thinking we are all as stupid as that post.

arock10 04-07-2009 05:38 PM

i sale mlm scrapers

yeuD 04-07-2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 15713752)

And remove Canada from your Location, we don't need people thinking we are all as stupid as that post.

..said the kettle to the pot :Oh crap

XX_RydeR 04-08-2009 02:15 AM

This thread is fucking hilarious.

Thanks for the laugh.

montel 04-08-2009 02:43 AM

FAIL of the day in here. great work loser

PowerCum 04-08-2009 05:32 AM

Only $25k per month? dude... get real.

Everyone here makes that money in a day or less.

Everyone on GFY is millionaire :321GFY

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-08-2009 06:11 AM

Multi-level marketing is almost always a solid business ooportunity! :thumbsup


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:58 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123