hey saucygirl i fucking love you
 

(8:06:31 PM) saucygirl: is that your cock???
(8:06:39 PM) 240208: yes, are you intrigued
(8:06:49 PM) saucygirl: haha, it's HUGE
(8:07:00 PM) 240208: is that a bad thing
(8:07:03 PM) saucygirl: are you black?
(8:07:07 PM) saucygirl: NOOOOOO
(8:07:09 PM) 240208: milano
(8:07:19 PM) saucygirl: italian?
(8:07:25 PM) 240208: do you know what milano is
(8:07:34 PM) saucygirl: I'm sorry no
(8:07:42 PM) 240208: black/white combo
(8:07:48 PM) 240208: like an Oreo cookie
(8:07:51 PM) saucygirl: Oh mulatto
(8:08:00 PM) 240208: I don't know how to spell it I guess
(8:08:05 PM) 240208: I just know my cock is huge
(8:08:07 PM) saucygirl: okay no problem
(8:08:09 PM) 240208: how tight is your box
(8:08:14 PM) saucygirl: VERY
(8:08:14 PM) 240208: could you accomidate it
(8:08:28 PM) saucygirl: I don't know
(8:08:34 PM) 240208: well what the fuck
(8:08:42 PM) 240208: I'll make you bleed I guess
(8:09:01 PM) saucygirl: I knew a guy once with a coke can wide dick
(8:09:11 PM) 240208: I'm that wide
(8:09:17 PM) 240208: do you want it or not
(8:09:33 PM) 240208: you write me 100, 250 word blog posts and I'll stick my cock right up your shitter
(8:09:38 PM) saucygirl: I can't have it I was just admiring it if you don't mind
(8:09:46 PM) saucygirl: hahahaha
(8:09:49 PM) 240208: why cant you have it
(8:09:54 PM) 240208: you fucking girls are all chicken
(8:10:01 PM) 240208: when it comes to putting your asshole with your mouth is
(8:10:03 PM) 240208: chicken out
(8:10:09 PM) saucygirl: Nah, not chicken, I got a man
(8:10:27 PM) 240208: yeah im sure he's got a fucking wine bottle cock too huh
(8:10:35 PM) saucygirl: besides even if I did want a side o that sausage you probably live five thousand miles away
(8:10:51 PM) 240208: there's planes and I'm rich so wtf is your excuse
(8:11:10 PM) saucygirl: No he's got a happy medium which actually hits my G-spot like a mofo
(8:11:31 PM) saucygirl: so you must have the ladies throwing themselves at you
(8:11:35 PM) 240208: a happy medium that must be like Fletch XXX with a big cock instead
(8:11:40 PM) saucygirl: with that monster
(8:11:49 PM) 240208: all the time, the fucking club girls jump on me when they see my bulge
(8:11:58 PM) saucygirl: wowee
(8:12:04 PM) saucygirl: how old are you?
(8:12:08 PM) 240208: 25
(8:12:21 PM) saucygirl: oh you sweet young thang
(8:12:22 PM) 240208: bitch I'm amazing
(8:12:31 PM) saucygirl: I'll bet

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

(8:13:03 PM) saucygirl: well you have fun getting some biatch to milk that thing
(8:13:17 PM) saucygirl: whoever she is she's a lucky lady
(8:13:22 PM) saucygirl: :P
(8:13:41 PM) 240208: yeah lucky lady
(8:13:48 PM) saucygirl: hey BTW

(8:13:55 PM) 240208: guess you aren't so happy with your man if you hit me up about my cock
(8:14:19 PM) saucygirl: no I am I wanted to ask you a question about your thread
(8:14:42 PM) saucygirl: who is franck? and why was dirty danza banned? I'm still new to GFY
(8:15:10 PM) 240208: franck is Dirty F on GFY
(8:15:16 PM) 240208: dirty danza is my buddy
(8:15:21 PM) 240208: http://www.dirtydanza.com
(8:15:23 PM) 240208: that's him in the videos
(8:15:27 PM) 240208: my bro if you will
(8:15:27 PM) saucygirl: oh okay, they can ban you?
(8:15:32 PM) 240208: who?
(8:15:53 PM) saucygirl: GFY can ban you for whatever? I never got into reading all the rules
(8:16:05 PM) 240208: if you call someone a pedo you'll be baned
(8:16:06 PM) 240208: banned
(8:16:14 PM) saucygirl: are you friends with SPLUM?
(8:16:24 PM) 240208: that guy is a dumb fucking retard
(8:16:30 PM) 240208: stay far away from that cock gobbler
(8:16:44 PM) saucygirl: OH MY GOD thank goodness you think so I can't stand that motherfucker
(8:16:58 PM) saucygirl: I got into it with him once
(8:17:10 PM) saucygirl: I just ignore his idiocy
(8:17:14 PM) 240208: yeah, he sucks simonsynistors cock a lot
(8:17:16 PM) 240208: good
(8:17:20 PM) 240208: ignore all the faggots on there
(8:17:47 PM) saucygirl: I will, I'm just on for fun when I'm not working
(8:18:17 PM) saucygirl: Well Justin, it was nice chatting about your cock and other stuff...have fun impaling bitches!
(8:18:43 PM) saucygirl: Make sure you wrap that shit up like a tournequet!
(8:18:50 PM) saucygirl: :)
(8:18:51 PM) 240208: where are you going
(8:18:57 PM) 240208: im not done with your juicy asshole yet
(8:18:59 PM) saucygirl: I'm going out
(8:19:03 PM) 240208: fuck that
(8:19:05 PM) saucygirl: haha
(8:19:11 PM) 240208: stay home, I'm way more important
(8:19:21 PM) saucygirl: take care you naughty nympho
(8:19:26 PM) 240208: do you know who I am?
(8:19:30 PM) 240208: you'll regret ditching me
(8:19:39 PM) saucygirl: are you the matrix?

(8:19:43 PM) saucygirl: hahaha
(8:19:50 PM) 240208: I fucked neo in his asshole
(8:19:57 PM) saucygirl: HAHAHAHA
(8:20:10 PM) saucygirl: Big dick and a sense of humor, why are you all alone?
(8:20:17 PM) 240208: give me your cell # ill call you later when you are clubbing
(8:20:27 PM) 240208: i just got home i fucking wasted
(8:20:35 PM) saucygirl: I can't my guy will get jealous
(8:20:41 PM) 240208: tell him its one of your gfs
(8:21:10 PM) 240208: stop being a pussy
(8:21:13 PM) saucygirl: I can't baby, you be good and we;ll chat laterz
(8:21:14 PM) 240208: live a little girl
(8:21:18 PM) saucygirl: I AM A PUSSY!
(8:21:25 PM) saucygirl: haha
(8:21:25 PM) 240208: fine, when you get home
(8:21:28 PM) 240208: hit me on ICQ
(8:21:30 PM) 240208: TONIGHT
(8:21:30 PM) saucygirl: Adios papi
(8:21:36 PM) saucygirl: :P
(8:21:40 PM) 240208: Im serious
(8:21:44 PM) saucygirl has gone away.

Comedy Gold!

.....gay

So she doesn't even finger herself in the conversation?

This thread does NOT deliver.. FAIL.

you have too much time on your hands

probably a shemale:2 cents::thumbsup remember we online could be a big gay bear lookin 4 some wood:1orglaugh

too much fun...