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sortie 04-05-2009 10:08 AM

I hate going to the F'ing Store to get eggs and
 
Driving thru traffic and saying hello to the "welcome to our store robots".
Every chick there has an octagon like ass shaped like a bathtub.
On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.
I see $50 worth of other shit I absolutley do not need and put it in the basket too.
And after all that I get back home and open the fridge to put the eggs up and notice
a complelely full cartoon of 18 eggs already there. :disgust

This is going to be an "omelette week" or somebody's going to get their car covered.


:1orglaugh

:Oh crap

Ozarkz 04-05-2009 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15709510)
On the way there drug addicts are waving at me like I'm going to stop or something.

Driving through BFVs neighborhood?

sortie 04-05-2009 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15709521)
Driving through BFVs neighborhood?

Yes, and his neighborhood is now stretched across 20 states.

Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!

So many empty houses.
Beautiful awesome homes with no curtains just screaming at me.

Ozarkz 04-05-2009 10:36 AM

If you have good credit and don't care about things like...

Garbage pickup
Road Maintenance
Good Schools
Police
Etc.

Buy one of those houses.. Problem is you will have no neighbors paying much needed property taxes

StuartD 04-05-2009 10:46 AM

Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

jmcb420 04-05-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15709550)
Dude, there are so, so, so many broke people popping up everywhere!!!

Dosen't happen to often, but I agree with you. I live in a small community that borders a larger, broker community and you can see it spilling in every second of every day. 3 Years ago there was not a chance you could buy a home on the road I live on. Now there are so many empty houses its getting scary. Plus (I hate to say this) the criminal elements from that larger community are beggining to come this way because there is nothing left to steal in thier own community.



Personaly, I blame Splum. Dont know why, but I do.

sortie 04-05-2009 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15709563)
Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

StuartD 04-05-2009 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15709715)
I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

Now that does suck.

sortie 04-05-2009 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15709737)
Now that does suck.

Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
smooth everything over in a few bites. :1orglaugh

plyndrty 04-05-2009 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15709715)
I did check since yesterday!!

They were hidden under a compartment where nothing usually fits...except a carton of
eggs of course.

LOL, we have the same fucking fridge...:helpme

After Shock Media 04-05-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by sortie (Post 15709752)
Yeah, but the deal I got on the pre-cooked shrimp at half price will probably
smooth everything over in a few bites. :1orglaugh

Extra eggs I can see and even understand. They are always good to boil anyways and older eggs boil better (plus I do love deviled eggs). However buying pre-cooked shrimp is just fucking wrong. I fully endorse frozen shrimp, hell even with heads removed and deveined with shells still on. Yet hell no on fully cooked.

Manowar 04-05-2009 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15709563)
Perhaps I'm the weird one, but I go shopping for eggs when I open the fridge door and don't see any.
Why would you go shopping for eggs without even checking to see if you already have some?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sortie 04-05-2009 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 15709802)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shut up please. :sadcrying

ICEICEBABY 04-05-2009 01:20 PM

Get your own chickens :)

who 04-05-2009 01:31 PM

I totally agreeeed

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-05-2009 05:47 PM

get some chickens... problem solved...

woj 04-05-2009 06:01 PM

you drove to get JUST eggs? heh

sortie 04-05-2009 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 15710570)
you drove to get JUST eggs? heh

Good point.

Next time I'll be tough and walk right by those crack heads. :1orglaugh


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