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fuzzylogic 04-13-2009 04:12 PM

Surgeons Find Tree Growing Inside Man's Lung [pic]
 
http://www.mosnews.com/photos/79/979_400x300.jpg

A five-centimeter fir tree has been found in the lung of a man who complained he had a strong pain in his chest and was coughing blood.

The 28-year-old patient, Artyom Sidorkin, came to a hospital in the city of Izhevsk in Central Russia last week, Komsomolskaya Pravda daily reports.

Doctors x-rayed his chest and found a tumor in one of the lungs. Suspecting cancer, they made a decision to perform biopsy, but when they cut the tissue, they were amazed to see green needles in the cut.

?I blinked three times, and thought I was seeing things. Then I called the assistant to have a look,? says Vladimir Kamashev, doctor at the Udmurtian Cancer Center.



Source: mosnews.com

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 04:13 PM

Only in Russia...

Bored 04-13-2009 04:18 PM

if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.

seeandsee 04-13-2009 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15739875)
if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.

:upsidedow:upsidedow

JenniDahling 04-13-2009 04:48 PM

Nuclear mutant survivor!

Socks 04-13-2009 04:49 PM

Soooo are they going to put that lung back in or what? :P

FreeHugeMovies 04-13-2009 04:49 PM

Blame Canada

Barefootsies 04-13-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15739850)
Only in Russia...

:2 cents:

Spunky 04-13-2009 05:19 PM

He must have been smoking some powerful shit

gandalfuy 04-13-2009 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15739875)
if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp

NicAngel 04-13-2009 05:21 PM

wtf. crazy.

munki 04-13-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 15739969)
Blame Canada

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Pleasurepays 04-13-2009 05:31 PM

really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible

D Ghost 04-13-2009 05:32 PM

wooow thats nuts

MindWaste 04-13-2009 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15739875)
if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.

lol.....

fuzzylogic 04-13-2009 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15740128)
really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible

so he inhaled it? :1orglaugh

LiveDose 04-13-2009 07:21 PM

Fuck that's nasty. Got to somehow eat my dinner now...

After Shock Media 04-13-2009 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15740377)
so he inhaled it? :1orglaugh

What would be so funny about that?
Someone could of tried to swallow something and got it in their lungs by accident. Which looks like is what happened, since we know damn well it did not grow there. Then the tumor grew around it like what often happens when your body has a foreign object inside of it.

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15740128)
really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible

Reading p0wns you.

Quote:

It is obvious that a five-centimeter branch is too large to be inhaled or swallowed, doctors say. They suggest that the patient might have inhaled a small bud, which then started to grow inside his body.

Pleasurepays 04-13-2009 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic (Post 15740377)
so he inhaled it? :1orglaugh

its a fully developed piece of a fir tree. obviously it didn't grow in his lungs. most likely it was part of a branch or piece that was shoved down his throat, and part of it went down his windpipe. if you put it down someones throat pointing the wrong way... it isn't coming out easily... because the needles are directional... that would cause it to keep working its way downward into a lung

Boinkers 04-13-2009 07:25 PM

That's really fucked up.

After Shock Media 04-13-2009 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15740393)
Reading p0wns you.

The speculation does not mean shit.
Let them show roots then. After that they can cover the whole photosynthesis "theory".

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15740403)
The speculation does not mean shit.
Let them show roots then. After that they can cover the whole photosynthesis "theory".

You've never taken a small branch off a tree/plant and stuck it in some water?

It doesn't need roots to grow it's not a full size tree.

You guys know more than Drs now eh? lol

Do you know how small your airways are? you are not inhaling a fully grown branch like that. 5cm is 2"

Twistys Tim 04-13-2009 07:32 PM

In Soviet Russia lungs grow inside trees.

After Shock Media 04-13-2009 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15740408)
You've never taken a small branch off a tree and stuck it in some water?

It doesn't need roots to grow it's not a full size tree.

You guys know more than Drs now eh? lol

Fuck me are you an idiot?

To grow, yes it needs roots. To stay alive no it does not, water will keep it "alive" for a while until it can establish roots. Plus no shit it is not a full size tree.
Now you want to tackle photosynthesis while your at it.

And yes when it comes to plants, I can almost assure you that I know more than most surgeons do. Same would be said that I can assure you that they know more than me about removing a tumor from a lung.

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15740423)
Fuck me are you an idiot?

To grow, yes it needs roots. To stay alive no it does not, water will keep it "alive" for a while until it can establish roots. Plus no shit it is not a full size tree.
Now you want to tackle photosynthesis while your at it.

And yes when it comes to plants, I can almost assure you that I know more than most surgeons do. Same would be said that I can assure you that they know more than me about removing a tumor from a lung.

:1orglaugh Blah blah blah blah

For all we know the article isn't even real.

For all we know he some how did manage to inhale the fully grown branch.

Who knows who cares.

Plants do grow without roots their branch can act as a root and some plants can grow without light.

After Shock Media 04-13-2009 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ozarkz (Post 15740431)
Plants do grow without roots their branch can act as a root and some plants can grow without light.

We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.

pornguy 04-13-2009 07:49 PM

Now thats fucked up

Ozarkz 04-13-2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15740441)
We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.

Which can grow in low to no light conditions.

Some good comments here..

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments...patients_lung/

Whoo the fuckk knows. I still think the whole thing is fake... A medical mystery....

VeriSexy 04-13-2009 08:02 PM

That is fucked up

Chit Chat 04-13-2009 08:29 PM

Only in Russia as someone said :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-13-2009 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15740128)
really? no one has seen a fir tree before?

1) at a quick glance you can see that its a fully developed piece of a fir tree
2) the article doesn't say "it grew inside his lungs" which is obviously impossible

If you ever left the hous emaybe you'd know what a sapling looked like...

http://www.youthoutdoorslegacyfund.c...ee-sapling.gif

many plants will grow in their early stages with no light.

Who knows though, maybe it entered his body from his ass, lost in a fit of denrophilic passion.....

riddler 04-13-2009 08:40 PM

its a story from pravda the dailymail or weekly world news of russia

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-13-2009 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler (Post 15740569)
its a story from pravda the dailymail or weekly world news of russia

hold on, are you trying to insinuate tat batboy is not real? FUCK YOU!

Donfoolio 04-13-2009 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 15739962)
Nuclear mutant survivor!

That's some scary stuff! I wonder if chernobyl has anything to do with some of these things? :(

SilentKnight 04-13-2009 08:54 PM

Clearly its of alien origin - waiting for just the right moment to burst from his chest and run amuck in Moscow.

riddler 04-13-2009 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15740582)
hold on, are you trying to insinuate tat batboy is not real? FUCK YOU!

no, hes real.

collegeboobies 04-13-2009 09:02 PM

Crazy shit, i'd prefer a weed plant growing inside me

fuzzylogic 04-13-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 15740441)
We are not talking about a fungus here, we are talking about a conifer type tree.

maybe the white roots were not visible.

how does a fir tree bud grow exactly? i think this needs to be squared away first.

gmr324 04-13-2009 09:24 PM

Sounds like the makings of a sci-fi movie.

DaddyHalbucks 04-13-2009 09:42 PM

Photosynthesis produces glucose, which is also contained in blood. So, in theory, a tree could grow without light.

Miguel T 04-13-2009 10:57 PM

WTF??? Jeez, that is crazy.

papill0n 04-14-2009 01:43 AM

fuck me that is wild

$5 submissions 04-14-2009 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bored (Post 15739875)
if only that were pot growing inside him, he would start a revolution.

Human grow room :1orglaugh:upsidedow

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-14-2009 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 15741228)
Human grow room :1orglaugh:upsidedow

fuck, i wish my body produced thc naturally within itself :2 cents:

Pleasurepays 04-14-2009 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15740550)
If you ever left the hous emaybe you'd know what a sapling looked like...

http://www.youthoutdoorslegacyfund.c...ee-sapling.gif

many plants will grow in their early stages with no light.

Who knows though, maybe it entered his body from his ass, lost in a fit of denrophilic passion.....

being that i grew up in alaska and also lived 10 years in russia... i think i have a pretty good idea of what a fir tree looks like. the idea it grew in his lung is moronic to say the least. infant fir trees are more plant like than anything. thats a piece of a mature tree. its pretty obvious.

the assumption that "it grew in his lungs" vs the obvious... that it was a small piece of a branch that went down his throat is pretty silly and ridiculous.

further, (forgetting the fact that russian media is mere entertainment to begin with)... even article or doctors don't suggest it "grew" in his lungs.

Dirty F 04-14-2009 04:45 AM

Damn Russians.

Manowar 04-14-2009 04:46 AM

thats spectacularly fucked up

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 04-14-2009 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pleasurepays (Post 15741495)
being that i grew up in alaska and also lived 10 years in russia... i think i have a pretty good idea of what a fir tree looks like. the idea it grew in his lung is moronic to say the least. infant fir trees are more plant like than anything. thats a piece of a mature tree. its pretty obvious.

the assumption that "it grew in his lungs" vs the obvious... that it was a small piece of a branch that went down his throat is pretty silly and ridiculous.

further, (forgetting the fact that russian media is mere entertainment to begin with)... even article or doctors don't suggest it "grew" in his lungs.

Listen you fucking moron. IT GREW IN HIS LUNGS....

Pleasurepays 04-14-2009 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15741504)
Listen you fucking moron. IT GREW IN HIS LUNGS....

obviously. you're smart. who could argue with you.

who says it grew in his lungs? a couple people on gfy. i'd have to be a retard to not be convinced.


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