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Ok, am I the only one that thinks this is hilarious?

I love seeing email like this from my blog. I get one every now and then, from surfers who sign up to the wordpress to comment on the RSS feed posts there. This happens to be addressed to one of the RSS feeds from webcams.com. I have blocked out some of the info to protect the pathetic....

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Dear xxxSexBunny,
I cannot send money because I have no concept to possess credit card.
However, I would like to join you for the purpose of marriage but if you can travel to Pakistan I will supply you my home address and cell number too on your demand.

If you are ready to join me then ok most welcome I would like to join you after donating one acre landed property on mountenous series of my hometown(Pakistan).

But I will not cheet you nor to do something else I am tall young strong man and willing to marry you.

You will have to bear all the expenditures to Pakistan aircraft ticket etc. But I will possess you like a flower at home once and for all. I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.

Hope you will not demand anything else except to enjoy pleasant life in a nice atmosphere here.
Regards,
Yours Sincerely,

Abdul K**** Q*****
Pakistan
Cell # 033********

No, I found it hilarious as well!!! ;-) I love that SHE would have to buy the plane ticket...WTF!

That poor fuck :1orglaugh

I will possess you like a flower? Sigh.

Apparently Mona finds it funny too, so you are not alone.

Send him a goat, he will be very pleased anyway.

Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend :winkwink:

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Originally Posted by Boinkers (Post 15746783)

Send him an email back and give him the contact information of an ex-girlfriend :winkwink:

Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

Midnight

This is too funny! Would he at least pick her ass up from the airport?

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I would like to wait for kids after marrying you.

What a gentleman!!

that is romantic, 'i will posses you like a flower at home'. beautiful poetry

cold calling is always rough!

VEry funny with a little taste of sad

Hilarious. Comedy gold.

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'i will posses you like a flower at home'

and beat you to death in the streets if you ever look at another man... :helpme

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Originally Posted by Midnight (Post 15747275)

Honestly, I don't hate anyone in the world enough to send them to any of my ex's

Midnight

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Such as romantic this guy is. Very funny thread.:thumbsup

right now xxxsexbunny is still in front of a camera and has no idea on what shes missing out on!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

its a shot at love dude, go for it!