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Dirty F 04-19-2009 08:50 AM

Metadork - if someone breaks into your house you're not gonna call the cops
 
Right?

Or when someone steals your wallet or rapes your gf. I mean that would be real fucking hypocrite.

MetaMan 04-19-2009 08:56 AM

nope i keep it gangsta,

wtf are the cops going to do if someone breaks my house? take a few notes then go drink coffee and meet their quota by giving speeding tickets to guys coming home from work?

my wallet? nobody is that stupid i am like 6'3 225 i will turn a crackhead into dust.

i dont have a girlfriend atm, i am sexy and single, i am in that mode where i have realized i was put on this earth to serve sexy females. so im not to sure how she can be raped?

i am missing your entire point.

Dirty F 04-19-2009 08:59 AM

Blah blah.

Fact is you would be calling them in tears right away. I bet they're not pieces of shit anymore at that moment.

Loser.

MetaMan 04-19-2009 08:59 AM

and please point out where i said we dont ever need cops, not everyone is a REAL MAN like myself, weaker beings like yourself do need someone to protect you. ie cops.

just like politicians we do need them but they are all pieces of shit.

just like muslims they are all pieces of shit but we still... o wait nevermind.

who 04-19-2009 09:02 AM

Hi guys.

MetaMan 04-19-2009 09:04 AM

Fronk i know it is hard for you to understand but remind your boyfriend the police are not meant to be used to solve your domestic disputes :2 cents:

Barefootsies 04-19-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who (Post 15760287)
Hi guys.

Hi tootsie.

StuartD 04-19-2009 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15760278)
if someone breaks my house?

I hate it when my house is broken. :upsidedow

MetaMan 04-19-2009 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 15760313)
I hate it when my house is broken. :upsidedow

i would suggest buying a house and getting rid of your trailer if you live in a tornado prone area. :2 cents:

missipissi 04-19-2009 09:22 AM

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StuartD 04-19-2009 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15760316)
i would suggest buying a house and getting rid of your trailer if you live in a tornado prone area. :2 cents:

I used tent pegs and a dog chain. It ain't goin nonwheres.

Juicy D. Links 04-19-2009 09:36 AM

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CDSmith 04-19-2009 09:39 AM

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D Ghost 04-19-2009 06:04 PM

fuck cops... hey Dirty F i see your butt buddy Davey Jones got banned, heh - hows the whole "trying to look like a knight in shining armor" thing going for you?

rowan 04-19-2009 06:26 PM

In my case the cops arrived within about 5 minutes. I presume they gave it priority because it was a "hot" burg.

It's worth calling them for a couple of reasons...

1. When a stranger has just broken through your front door and waved a tire iron at you it's somewhat reassuring to see the police.

2. Even if the perp is not caught the crime itself goes into a database and may ultimately help with getting more manpower assigned to this neck of the woods. If we didn't report crimes then some bureucratic monkey who's never even been to my suburb would conclude that everything is fine and we can lose a few men from the local station...

(Hmmm, why did I just bother typing out this reply when the whole thread is based on a line from a troll?)

lazzlo 04-19-2009 08:06 PM

I am not a fan of the po po. I have never needed to call them, but I have been fucked with alot by them. I think most are dicks.


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