two friends asked me ... [no PICS]
 

i was drinking today with friends in pub and one asked "do you like more to masturbate or to have a sex?" ... everyones eyes looked strange, code red, and both said "sex" ... i said wtf? bring me that variety as its on the www! :helpme

you fail at life

how can you say i am not dead?

Sex is masturbation with another living/dead person...