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I saw this black guy taking a piss in the pub - his dick was massive compared to mine.

I asked how he got it like that. he said he just tied a 5 kg weight to it and within 2 weeks it had streched to the size it is now.

I went home and tried - had weight tied on it 8 hours a day when i wasn't at work. It's been a week and seems to be working - it's turning black.

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Go big or go home.

Why are you staring at a black mans penis to begin with?

Some men have good results enlarging their penis or improving their erections with jelqing. Jelqing is a form of penis massage. It is gripped in the hands so that the thumb and forefinger form a ring around the shaft. When a good grip is obtained, the ring is slowly pulled upward to the head of the penis. Once the hand reaches the tip, it must be released and brought to the shaft again. The massage is repeated over and over in a rhythmic steady fashion. It can also be performed with both hands and more lateral pressure can be applied if both hands are used. It is performed for 30 minutes or so daily. A good oil lubricant is good for the penis and makes the massage smooth and pleasurable.

The penis is made up of spongy chambers and jelqing stretches the chambers allowing better circulation and stronger,larger erections. Some men notice an increase in penile size after 6 months of daily jelqing, where others have harder erections and more pleasurbale orgasms.

hahahha, nice

Six months of daily routine? If you invest that time into writing quality content for your blog day to day, after 6 months you will have earned enough money for any woman to find you attractive, regardless of your size.

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:) :)

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i have so much money and a massive cock

any advice for me?

wow hahahaha

OK That was pretty funny boss...:1orglaugh


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:1orglaugh for real drunk and the inner girl coming out :1orglaugh

haha good one

Good one! :thumbsup

Losing weight = larger penis, guaranteed!