Crazy paysite member email
 

"Hi. Cant u pls write the stories a little more simple thanks. Dont understand lots of the words and am american so speak english."

Feel like saying "Yeah sure, we will rewrite the stories for you using kindergarten words because you lack an education. That will be another $30 thanks.."

Not quite sure how to respond. God we get some strange ones, but that one took the cake.

i will right ur stories so ur memberz will understand them 4 u!


Watch dick fuck jane in the ass hard and fast! Jane likes it in the ass. see dick cum all over Jane. See Jane lick it all up.


oh ya i'll draw stick figures to go along with my writings too :winkwink:

man i need writer! u free??? :upsidedow

your location says australia, its very possible he is referring to common words you might use that an american is unfamiliar with.

" i invited her over for some amber fluid"
an american might assume you invited her over to drink some piss or witch brew

" on the way to her house i got into a bingle"
an american might assume you wore a clown outfit

"i notice a bush oyster on her dress"
an american might assume you meant a tasty morsel of food

Lol !!!

But nah, everything is written in American english. There is no way anyone with a basic level education could have had any problems with the text :)

This is a bingle ?

http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/al...auraBingle.jpg

Nah, that's a sheila :1orglaugh