Sheryl Crow and One sheet of toilet tissue?
 

Remember when Sheryl Crow wanted to save the environment by having everyone wipe their ass with one sheet of toilet paper? Would you still go down on her?

Toilet paper leaves clitty litter. WetWipes ftw!

This thread is headed in a yucky direction....

Well, that makes it tougher for women saying men aren't giving them enough love south of the border. I buy enough ass wipe for girls to use as much as they want!

This thread is definitely a good argument for no hassle blowjobs.

as long as there are some nice pieces of corn or peanuts in the poo, i have no problems eating a dirty shit hole... :2 cents:

Yeah, but not if Sheryl Crow is your old lady and making you use the "ONE WIPE SWIPE CLEAN UP TECHNIQUE" LOL

I love going south, but I think as a rule that should be done after someone has had a shower (myself included). I live in a giant, sweaty desert after all, lol

Okay so would you go down on Sheryl Crow if she only used one sheet of toilet paper?

This will make a great survey!

ewwwwwww

I was just talking to a friend about that the other day, too funny and thread pops up on GFY!!! :1orglaugh

Pix or it didn't happen

You're not asking for a pic of that Nasty Bitch Wiping her ass with one sheet of paper right? She said this in an environmental speech. i don't think she does it anymore than anyone else who runs mouth about what they do, but...

Dick Cheney didn't want her to touch him at an event and for once I'm on his side! LOL

what! no way won't agree with that!

This is getting confusing we need two new posts.

One for I'll go down on Sheryl Crow's Semi Wiped Ass

and another for

I want that ass really clean even before I snorkel on the muff!

One square? I'll have to pass, two squares? . . . . jackpot!

PS. You a "sick fuck" smutnut for thinking up shit like this, keep up the good work :thumbsup

Okay, lets settle this once and for all.

Who would wipe Sheryl Crow's ass with ass much ass wipe as they need and then go down on her.

I think this is a great political compromise

:Oh crap :helpme :1orglaugh

Nothin wrong with using just one sheet. Personally i just wipe with my hand. That way i use zero sheets.

Use a bidet and a towel = no toilet paper. Only third world countries use toilet paper any more :1orglaugh

disgusting! what does the toilet look like after?

WOW, do people still have oral sex?

I understand that the reason for this is because I eat like crap, but I probably use 2.5 feet of TP for EACH wipe and wipe at least 3 times per shit. If I only used 1 sheet of TP, I would smell like shit all day long, everyday as there is no way possible to get clean for me.

The reason she can get away with 1 sheet is because she probably eat 1000 calories a day or less and when she poops once ever 3 days it is a 1/2" or less round single bird-turd (as that is what happened to me the last time I dieted).

Doesn't everybody in France use a Bidet? They ALL smell like shit all day long and this is probably the reason for it. And what in the name of God do you do with the towel when your done? Throw it in the laundry with your other whites? Another reason why they all smell like shit.

Or she can get away with it because she's a disgusting pig with a lot of money who wants to sound important with something to contribute

i am not strong enough to be her man

Did you think this out?

Your talking about something that washes your ass and that is its main purpose. So think it like an ass shower.

What do you do with your towels when your done wipping off your ass when you get out of the shower? Guessing that they end up with your other whites, if you have white towels at least.

"clitty litter." I lol'd.

LOL hilarious technique

I've never seen a bidet over here.
Japan, yes. France, no.

The ones in Japan are industrial strenth. I was messing with one, and the jet hit the ceiling. I had troubles imagining what that'd feel like in your ass :helpme

That's a tough sell

so did I:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

If you have a good diet you could get by on one sheet, its when you eat junk that things get messy.

HAHAHAHA Clitty Litter... I like that one.

It's not a bad idea I must say...

Do you use soap with a bidet? Do you scrub?
No reasonable water stream alone is going to get the shit off the ass IMHO.

? Whats a Bidet got to do with the toilet

What's the odds that she doesn't use only one sheet... :2 cents:

LMAO!!! WOW, quite an image!

To be honest I dont wipe at all. I like the skidmarks in my underwear. it looks like hershey's syrup.. yummm yummm

I'm gonna guarantee you that if Sheryl Crow had to lick my ass after I had used only one sheet of toilet paper after a dump she'd shut her mouth up forever about one sheet of toilet paper. Maybe she's one of those people who craps perfect little pellets like a rabbit - but she's banged a lot of famous dudes in her time, I am sure Eric Clapton in a drunken stupor more then once splattered the bowl and then hopped in the sack with her - she'd have been real happy if he had only a single sheet of toilet paper to work with. Oh and her last boyfriend was Lance Armstrong - the cyclist - endurance athletes get the runs all the time, you see marathon runners with crap running down their legs sometimes.

what a pleasant discussion to begin a beautiful spring day :Oh crap

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This thread is delicious.

That is one of the funniest things I have ever heard.

I don't think ass cleaning is a good area to cut back on to save the environment.

I'm sure there are much better ways to help the planet.

That's what I use for the final wipe

I'd shit on her face.