Half Full or Half Empty?
 

Neither.

It's twice as big as it needs to be.

For me the glass is not even half empty: It is COMPLETELY empty. Completely drained. Not even one drop left. I can't even see the glass actually, the glass has been shattered. There's no glass left.

There is no spoon.

You're assuming I'm talking about a "Glass". ;-P

Its like a life for me. You can't have the perfect one.

The glass is always half full and waiting to be filled.

Survival and winning are all about attitude.

Neither, just the wrong size for the task at hand.

If the glass is half empty my beer will be done soon and it's time to fill it back up.

neither or either :)

Half full, but we use straws so its easier to drink.

Nice...

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Ha ha yeah if my glass is half empty I have already ordered another so there is never a dry spell. :winkwink:

Always half empty, gotta fill it up all the time! :pimp

best response to this quandry EVER, i am totally stealing it

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Oh yeah? How about this:

If her mouth is half full, my balls are half empty.

:1orglaugh :2 cents:

:2 cents:

I took your glass and kicked sand in your face.

I took your sand in my face and jizzed all over the back of your head when you ran away with my decoy glass.

When I eat I feel half full and after a dump half empty...