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You know you have been in porn to long when...
I was watching the Mariners play the Red Sox this afternoon. I'm in the other room making a sandwich and I hear the announcers say, "Beltre over to Lopez and back to Branyan in time to get the double play. This is the second time tonight Beltre has started a DP."
And the first thing that pops into my head when I head DP is "double penetration" I guess it isn't your average baseball game. |
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Then there's when the chick on the phone tells you she's giving herself a facial.
How the fuck? :D |
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I also like it when people refer to booze as "adult beverages." I immediately wonder if they are naked. |
When someone texts you that they're tied up ATM and you picture a bondage ass-to-mouth scene.
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I went to a bookstore and there was a section WATERSPORTS and I'm thinking WTF?
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When you spend all day typing 'I like Poo...' on an adult webmaster board?
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haha yes you are right :D
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I can't spell milk anymore without getting it wrong.
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When you start to notice the interior decorating in porn movies :Oh crap
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you need a break :)
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Yeah, I saw a hairdresser and cosmetics saloon in NYC and they had there in huge writing something like
"FREE FACIALS every saturday!" At first I thought it's Juicy's joint. LOL |
When checking out a woman IN CLOTHES is hot.
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Nice one. |
When you see grannies and think 'hey, I could sell you'.
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I was walking through borders looking for a Cisco networking book when I saw another book that said:
"Her first PIMP" I was... WTF, then I read it again and it said: "Head first PMP" :-( its been a long 12.5 years... |
Ohh... And I'll never look at an ATM machine the same way again.
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You know you have been in porn to long when...
...you are getting a 15 minute lap dance from a hottie who is grinding her tushy into your crotch, while watching Game 7 of the NBA Playoffs, and you get more excited when a player "drains one from downtown."
True story from yesterday... :1orglaugh :pimp ADG |
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These make me smile when I see them on the shelf.
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great thread.
Yes, all alive and corrupt in my head. . |
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ATM and DP gets me all the time too |
"You know you have been in porn to long when... "
... you can remember a thread like this from maybe 8 years ago, then 5years ago, then a couple of years ago. :1orglaugh ;) |
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This thread is awesome and so very true.
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Actually I tend to do this with a lot of women who are "innocent bystanders" and not in the biz... just because they aren't lol. "If she only knew how much $$$ she's worth..." lol The "watersports" thing is bad too. I remember a dad talking about his son's aqua sports abilities and just ... smiling at him. If he only knew what his words were twisting into in my head. He'd have punched me. :D |
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Whenever I see or hear ATM I laugh... I can't help it.
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I swear people keep saying blow job in random conversations. Also now when I say "she should suck dick for a living" I mean it.
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That's for sure man...I think you are right! haahaha
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When you can tell what country a video was shot in by the electrical plugs on the wall.
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I'm guilty of the "clothed women" syndrome as well.
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I have been around new groups of people that assumed I was gay because I didn't go gaga over some naked boobs being flashed on the dance floor...
In my mind I am usually thinking, those tits suck. I have seen much better... I wonder if I should suggest a good plastic surgeon. |
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Great thread
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You know you've been in porn too long when you see a billboard that says
"Moving at lightspeed" and your first thought is "When did Steve start advertising on billboards?" |
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or when you are with your friends and the porn topic comes up, everybody including their wives or girlfriends immediately look at you. All you can do is grin. lol
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