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Iron Fist 05-19-2009 07:29 AM

BREAKING NEWS: Hilton's dreams shattered by sex tape!
 
Hilton's dreams shattered by sex tape
By WENN.COM

Paris Hilton was devastated her infamous sex tape was leaked - because it scuppered her plans to be the new Princess Diana.

A video of The Simple Life star and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon getting intimate in the bedroom hit the Internet in 2003 and was later released on DVD.

But the scandal rocked the socialite and ruined her dreams to become as well loved as the tragic British royal, who died in a car crash in 1997.

In her new documentary Paris, Not France, Hilton says, "When I heard about it I thought: 'Yeah right. It's going to be a look-a-like. It's going to be a joke.' But a couple of hours later it was all over online and then I saw it.

"It's the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f**king world is watching it and laughing at you.

"That's not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It's not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that."

:disgust:disgust:disgust

AssPirate 05-19-2009 07:30 AM

Oh man, get someone to shut her up already!

Fletch XXX 05-19-2009 07:31 AM

umm wasnt she part of the release? lol

Nicky 05-19-2009 07:32 AM

We need more scandal sex tapes! :)

Phil 05-19-2009 07:33 AM

she has what? documentary ? who's watching that?

Scott McD 05-19-2009 07:36 AM

Someone shoot her, please...

TheAmericanCannibal 05-19-2009 07:39 AM

Good timing
Once my book comes out and refutes her claims, she will be very embarrassed and I will be very rich.

:pimp

~Ray 05-19-2009 07:40 AM

watch the video here... Paris Hilton Sex Video

Manowar 05-19-2009 07:42 AM

thats some serious bullshit

JFK 05-19-2009 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 15867166)
Good timing
Once my book comes out and refutes her claims, she will be very embarrassed and I will be very rich.

:pimp

GO KB:thumbsup

pornguy 05-19-2009 07:46 AM

I love that girl.. She is soooo fucking good at marketing herself.

DaddyHalbucks 05-19-2009 07:49 AM

She was so devastated.. that she returned all the money, right?

Barefootsies 05-19-2009 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15867131)
Oh man, get someone to shut her up already!

:2 cents:

quantum-x 05-19-2009 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15867126)
"It's the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f**king world is watching it and masturbating furiously.


There you go, fixed that up

Ross 05-19-2009 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAmericanCannibal (Post 15867166)
Good timing
Once my book comes out and refutes her claims, she will be very embarrassed and I will be very rich.

:pimp

Please come back to this thread when your book hits the shelves and I will give you $100. You don't have a book coming out man. Its the same as when you post about having another sextape then nothing comes of it.

Tom_PM 05-19-2009 08:14 AM

Is she trying to claim that Diana never had sex? Because I'd bet good money that she had some awesome grinding sexfully sex-filled sex!

Got Porn? 05-19-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AssPirate (Post 15867131)
Oh man, get someone to shut her up already!

To shut her up you have to get Rick to put his dick in her mouth.

Zorgman 05-19-2009 08:28 AM

5 years and she's still bitching?...

Someone needs to do another video with her and spank her bony white ass!

Si 05-19-2009 08:31 AM

YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!

:1orglaugh

seeandsee 05-19-2009 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15867126)
Hilton's dreams shattered by sex tape
By WENN.COM

Paris Hilton was devastated her infamous sex tape was leaked - because it scuppered her plans to be the new Princess Diana.

A video of The Simple Life star and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon getting intimate in the bedroom hit the Internet in 2003 and was later released on DVD.

But the scandal rocked the socialite and ruined her dreams to become as well loved as the tragic British royal, who died in a car crash in 1997.

In her new documentary Paris, Not France, Hilton says, "When I heard about it I thought: 'Yeah right. It's going to be a look-a-like. It's going to be a joke.' But a couple of hours later it was all over online and then I saw it.

"It's the most intimate thing you can do and the whole f**king world is watching it and laughing at you.

"That's not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It's not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that."

:disgust:disgust:disgust

:Oh crap:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orgl augh

Vicious_B 05-19-2009 08:39 AM

Even if the sex tape never came out I still don't think people would associate her with Princess Diana.

maxjohan 05-19-2009 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15867234)
Please come back to this thread when your book hits the shelves and I will give you $100. You don't have a book coming out man. Its the same as when you post about having another sextape then nothing comes of it.

Finally someone said it. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup

Twistys Tim 05-19-2009 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15867126)
"That's not what I wanted when I was a little girl. It's not what I planned. I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that."

Hey -- it is never too late to be murdered by the royal family. Do not give up on your dreams quite yet Paris!!!!

LauraLee 05-19-2009 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15867331)
Even if the sex tape never came out I still don't think people would associate her with Princess Diana.

Agreed. The only common thread that I can see, is that they both are/were blonde.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-19-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15867126)
Hilton's dreams shattered by sex tape
By WENN.COM

Paris Hilton was devastated her infamous sex tape was leaked - because it scuppered her plans to be the new Princess Diana.

"I always looked up to people like Princess Diana and now I can never be like that."

Don't cry little Hotel Heiress...your dreams and the dreams of many others, could still come true - if only you would die in a car crash! :upsidedow

Paris dying in a car crash, along with Britney and Lindsay...that would be the vacuous bimbo attention whore trifecta.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...06_468x286.jpg

I jest...I don't wish those kind of bad things on anyone - it's bad Juju:

http://www.theanticraft.com/images/samhain2005/juju.jpg

Long live Princess Paris (PP for short)... :moon

ADG

TheAmericanCannibal 05-19-2009 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15867234)
Please come back to this thread when your book hits the shelves and I will give you $100. You don't have a book coming out man. Its the same as when you post about having another sextape then nothing comes of it.

My book is being ghostwritten by Wallace Wang
My literary agent is Waterstone Publishing.

I don't have to really defend myself to a person who knows nothing about me but there it is.

9 Chapters completed 5 more to go.
Books take a lot of time and in my case I have to do a lot of arduous fact checking to insure I don't get sued again.

PS the title is called " Getting Screwed"

Darkland 05-19-2009 10:42 AM

Fuck that bitch... She doesn't NEED a dream because she mother fucking LIVES in one. I fucking hate when silver spoon, spoiled rotten rich kids complain about ANYTHING. And in this case it is over her own stupidity, go figure. :321GFY

UFGators2007 05-19-2009 10:46 AM

How is that breaking news???

Rangermoore 05-19-2009 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkland (Post 15867766)
Fuck that bitch... She doesn't NEED a dream because she mother fucking LIVES in one. I fucking hate when silver spoon, spoiled rotten rich kids complain about ANYTHING. And in this case it is over her own stupidity, go figure. :321GFY

Right on...:thumbsup

Furious_Male 05-19-2009 10:56 AM

This woman has lost her mind.

SilentSound 05-19-2009 11:00 AM

whatever... just shut the fuck up bitch

V_RocKs 05-19-2009 12:41 PM

We weren't laughing. We were masturbating.

Drake 05-19-2009 01:34 PM

She plays everybody like a fiddle

XPays 05-19-2009 01:37 PM

that's hot

420 05-19-2009 01:42 PM

She has the aids. (they're huge)


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