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MattJustin 05-30-2009 12:18 PM

Gigantic Belgian Monster Cows *wholly shit*
 
Originating in 19th century Belgium by crossing local cattle with British cattle, the Belgian Blue cattle are gigantic bovine wonders. Their enormous size and muscle mass, sometimes called "double muscling," is a naturally occurring mutation of the gene for myostatin, a protein that regulates muscle growth. This mutation results in accelerated lean muscle growth.

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/1.jpeg

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/2.jpeg

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/9.jpeg

candyflip 05-30-2009 12:20 PM

So...how do the taste?

Manowar 05-30-2009 12:21 PM

holy fucking shit

Diomed 05-30-2009 12:23 PM

I just laughed my ass off..

Those fucking cows are swolled up.

look at them flexing.. it's hilarious!

beerptrol 05-30-2009 12:26 PM

lol. Reminds of bodybuilders who use roids

marketsmart 05-30-2009 12:26 PM

those are bulls... see the balls....

Wonderful-Mike 05-30-2009 12:32 PM

Damn thats huge. You can get some nice steak from that.

Diomed 05-30-2009 12:37 PM

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/2.jpeg

"You fuck with me? I'll trample your mother to death in her sleep bitch.. step back.. wut?? wut?!? you want some? do you want some? who wants some?".

When swolled up cows ruled the world part IV.

Diomed 05-30-2009 12:45 PM

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/2.jpeg

"Hello Clarice".

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-30-2009 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 15909207)

Is it wrong to picture her getting fucked by the bull?

WTF am I talking about? of course it is :(:Oh crap:helpme

**sigh** there's no hope for me now...

MattJustin 05-30-2009 12:48 PM

Meet the Super Cow:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU

John-ACWM 05-30-2009 12:52 PM

I didn't know of their existence.Interesting cows :winkwink:

Deej 05-30-2009 12:54 PM

no one here has seen very many washington cows have they?

just as big if not bigger in some parts...

limousine bovine n shit...

Hank_Heartland 05-30-2009 01:04 PM

I ain't eating that cow, bull, whatever...your kid might turn out like the hulk:helpme:error:warning

MattJustin 05-30-2009 01:07 PM

I wonder if it tastes like kobe beef .. lol

Yngwie 05-30-2009 01:08 PM

wow! those are huge!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-30-2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 15909322)
no one here has seen very many washington cows have they?

just as big if not bigger in some parts...

limousine bovine n shit...

My grand dad used to raise pure bred Limousine cattle on his farm., and unless those are midgets next to those cattle, I have never seen a bull that size in my life. My dad has got some big Black Angus bulls out on the ranch, as big as any limousine I've ever seen, and they don't even come close to that size.

JFK 05-30-2009 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 15909230)
lol. Reminds of bodybuilders who use roids

yeah , just how much hormones are they pumped up on?:helpme

seeandsee 05-30-2009 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 15909207)
Originating in 19th century Belgium by crossing local cattle with British cattle, the Belgian Blue cattle are gigantic bovine wonders. Their enormous size and muscle mass, sometimes called "double muscling," is a naturally occurring mutation of the gene for myostatin, a protein that regulates muscle growth. This mutation results in accelerated lean muscle growth.

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/1.jpeg

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/2.jpeg

http://media.divinecaroline.com.s3.a...es2/cow/9.jpeg

cow on steroids

hjnet 05-30-2009 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 15909207)

Did they shave that Bulls Ass? :Oh crap

lacuna 05-30-2009 08:36 PM

What a load of bull...
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Spunky 05-30-2009 08:39 PM

The meat is probably tough as shoe leather

brassmonkey 05-31-2009 02:57 PM

can you order them ill take a tender one i mean a healthy one

slavdogg 05-31-2009 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJustin (Post 15909312)

holycrap

thats impressive

Arnjen 05-31-2009 03:10 PM

:1orglaugh stupid hobby`s :1orglaugh

:2 cents:

slavdogg 05-31-2009 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 15909488)
yeah , just how much hormones are they pumped up on?:helpme

its not hormones in this case, its double muscle mutations that they've bread.

Europeans like to give American scientists shit for their creations, but this is just wild

F-U-Jimmy 05-31-2009 03:58 PM

Wow im gonna start serving Myostatin Burgers at my restaurants next week !!!


http://www.anicepair.com/images/bailout1.jpg

tiger 05-31-2009 04:05 PM

Holy shit I bet you would get some great tenderloins off that thing.

JFK 05-31-2009 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 15911852)
its not hormones in this case, its double muscle mutations that they've bread.

Europeans like to give American scientists shit for their creations, but this is just wild

hmm sounds delicious, Double muscle mutations.............. I'll have mine medium rare:throwup

voa 05-31-2009 04:28 PM

That is a huge cow.


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