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JP513 05-30-2009 06:57 PM

You may shit in this toilet, as long as you don't PISS in it!!!
 
Only in the Philippines . . . :1orglaugh

http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/w..._9822_Copy.jpg

Spunky 05-30-2009 08:15 PM

Do you get a fine if you do?

Mr. Cool Ice 05-30-2009 09:09 PM

Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

GatorB 05-30-2009 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 15910274)
Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

speak english motherfucker!

MandyBlake 05-30-2009 10:56 PM

yeah but why?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-30-2009 11:24 PM

Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

Spunky 05-30-2009 11:31 PM

Or some animal laying down a bomb and stinking up the washroom..

fallenmuffin 05-30-2009 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15910529)
Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

Gabriel 05-30-2009 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15910539)
Or some animal laying down a bomb and stinking up the washroom..

Guilty and proud

Deej 05-31-2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15910529)
Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

i would never shit in a public bathroom... worst case scenario of having the sudden skitters.... possibly... but it hasnt happened yet...

i proudly hold up those stalls pissing... I like to piss on the tp too...

seeandsee 05-31-2009 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 15910274)
Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

voa 05-31-2009 03:44 AM

Hah strange sign

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 05-31-2009 03:50 AM

I'll take a shit any time, any where. I think mankind started going downhill whenever people decided that you couldn't shit whenever and whereever you needed to!

JP513 05-31-2009 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15910529)
Nothing more fucking irritating than having to take a shit, and some asshole is pissing in the stall when there's a line of fucking urinals outside...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I know, right. The urinal had a sign that said "urinate only." But when I saw the "defecate only" sign, I just simply had to laugh.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

This was take at Burnham Park in Baguio, the Philippines, where I spent last Christmas. I was walking around and glad I had my camera on me at the time!:thumbsup

It's always good to document absurdity.:helpme

JP513 05-31-2009 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 15910544)
I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

Fortunately, those of you with "bashful bladder" don't have to deal with idiocy like very often. I doubt the sign was meant how it reads, but still, it's just some seriously funny shit!:1orglaugh

John-ACWM 05-31-2009 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 15910274)
Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

:1orglaugh but we got the idea.

Iron Fist 05-31-2009 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 15910274)
Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

Holy fuck that is awesome... how retarded can someone actually sound? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 05-31-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 15910544)
I only piss in stalls. Can not piss in front of people. Never have been able too. Shit just locks up.

you should hit up BradM.. he sells penis pills that can help you overcome your lack of confidence..

you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..

CurrentlySober 05-31-2009 10:47 AM

I was here...

Mr. Cool Ice 05-31-2009 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 15910274)
Its so hard to take a dumb and not shit at the same time.

What the fuck was I trying to say there?

You know how us Germans get about scat. :pimp

brassmonkey 05-31-2009 02:41 PM

4 shitters only no piss ants

TheDoc 05-31-2009 03:32 PM

If I can avoid pissing in a urinal I will... nasty damn things, other man piss all freshly splashed around, people shaking their fungus off into it, not always knowing if people flushed, drunk fucks that can only use the urinals pissing all the hell over...

You piss, piss splashes back, gota have peoples piss on it.. doesn't make shit if you wash your hands, it landed on your dick...

But what the hell... when you pull the bitch out it has a chance of smacking the urinal, and well... before all the fungus loaded piss, nobody wants my henry to knock the urinal off the wall.

tehHinjew 05-31-2009 03:39 PM

lolwut...............

mikeyddddd 05-31-2009 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15911315)
you should hit up BradM.. he sells penis pills that can help you overcome your lack of confidence..

you could also try giving that guy Bob a call.. you know, the one on tv that drives in nascar..


pussyluver 05-31-2009 07:07 PM

Lift the seat.... bunch of hay rakes leave piss on the seats to sit in.....


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