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babymaker 06-15-2009 04:08 AM

My Male Cat Is NOT Going To Have His balls Cut Off! EVER!
 
One of my female internet friends wants my male cat to get fixed! Not going to happen! Sorry! He is 1 year old maybe and he is a MALE! He did piss on the bed once but it's my fault. And he did nothing to cause it, a bit but not really! And he is my baby and he's a tough nigga :)

I won't declaw because it's inhumane, and she is not for that, but for him being having him being a bitch cunt with no balls! Not a fucking chance! My cat lives inside anyway and was saved from the street and is now a big tiger cat because of me! And he WON'T be demanned EVER!

He has a job to kill mice and anything that comes in here and he does it very well!

Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

Not a chance for me, and i might breed him he is classic looking like a tiger with perfect markings.

papagmp 06-15-2009 04:15 AM

My ex always had the cats castrated the moment they pissed the bed - I always wondered what she would do to me if I ever developed bladder control problems........

LadyMischief 06-15-2009 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960143)
One of my female internet friends wants my male cat to get fixed! Not going to happen! Sorry! He is 1 year old maybe and he is a MALE! He did piss on the bed once but it's my fault. And he did nothing to cause it, a bit but not really! And he is my baby and he's a tough nigga :)

I won't declaw because it's inhumane, and she is not for that, but for him being having him being a bitch cunt with no balls! Not a fucking chance! My cat lives inside anyway and was saved from the street and is now a big tiger cat because of me! And he WON'T be demanned EVER!

He has a job to kill mice and anything that comes in here and he does it very well!

Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

Not a chance for me, and i might breed him he is classic looking like a tiger with perfect markings.


contributing to the overpopulation of cats in the world is irresponsible and if you really love your male cat you will get him fixed. Pissing on your bed is just the beginning with an unneutered male.... he will piss all over your furniture and everything else too in a need to mark his territory if he even gets a whiff of another male (or female). And if for some crazy reason, he doesn't breed (which if he does again is stupid and irresponsible of you as a pet owner), being unneutered increases his chances of major medical complications in the future, including testicular cancer and worse. The no-declawing thing is good, but not getting him fixed is a stupid decision. Do you really think he cares about his balls? Not to mention, males who are unneutered tend to wander a LOT, so don't be surprised if he goes outside to not see him for weeks or months while he's out looking for a mate. Neutering removes the need for a male cat to wander so he will actually stick around your house to worry about killing mice and not getting laid.

seeandsee 06-15-2009 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papagmp (Post 15960151)
My ex always had the cats castrated the moment they pissed the bed - I always wondered what she would do to me if I ever developed bladder control problems........

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dirty Lord 06-15-2009 04:56 AM

Ohhhh...congratz for you and the cat' balls

tranza 06-15-2009 05:01 AM

Mmmm, okay then...

babymaker 06-15-2009 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Lord (Post 15960189)
Ohhhh...congratz for you and the cat' balls



Thank you :)

Ross 06-15-2009 05:09 AM

Its more cruel to not get him fixed if you keep him as a house pet. He'll be horny as hell and not even getting out to bust a nut on a bitch.

Get him fixed and stop being a punk.

babymaker 06-15-2009 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15960179)
contributing to the overpopulation of cats in the world is irresponsible and if you really love your male cat you will get him fixed. Pissing on your bed is just the beginning with an unneutered male.... he will piss all over your furniture and everything else too in a need to mark his territory if he even gets a whiff of another male (or female). And if for some crazy reason, he doesn't breed (which if he does again is stupid and irresponsible of you as a pet owner), being unneutered increases his chances of major medical complications in the future, including testicular cancer and worse. The no-declawing thing is good, but not getting him fixed is a stupid decision. Do you really think he cares about his balls? Not to mention, males who are unneutered tend to wander a LOT, so don't be surprised if he goes outside to not see him for weeks or months while he's out looking for a mate. Neutering removes the need for a male cat to wander so he will actually stick around your house to worry about killing mice and not getting laid.

No offence but you are female! u want to get me fixed too and you are a domina, and that is your biz, i respect that.

I am in the breeding biz and my cat will prob be too :) Even if he is not give me one instance of how my cat will be hurt from not having his balls cut off, my friend wants that too! It's not going to happen even if it is good for my cat, he is a male and i WILL NOT do that to him! Plus if I find the right female for him i will breed him, he is cute and has good markings. He is a tiger cat and hot and saved from death, and his genes will continue, if i find the right female for him. However, the kittens will be taken care of, so don't worry :)

babymaker 06-15-2009 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15960222)
Its more cruel to not get him fixed if you keep him as a house pet. He'll be horny as hell and not even getting out to bust a nut on a bitch.

Get him fixed and stop being a punk.


Actually i got that fixed, i know what u mean, my nigga needs some cunt :) but the one i found is not good for him markings wise, my baby will get some the girl cat if she is accepected will be bred :) One of his own i hope or something compatible??

LadyMischief 06-15-2009 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960240)
No offence but you are female! u want to get me fixed too and you are a domina, and that is your biz, i respect that.

I am in the breeding biz and my cat will prob be too :) Even if he is not give me one instance of how my cat will be hurt from not having his balls cut off, my friend wants that too! It's not going to happen even if it is good for my cat, he is a male and i WILL NOT do that to him! Plus if I find the right female for him i will breed him, he is cute and has good markings. He is a tiger cat and hot and saved from death, and his genes will continue, if i find the right female for him. However, the kittens will be taken care of, so don't worry :)

Has nothing to do with me being female, and everything to do with being a responsible pet owner. If you can't see the difference, you are an idiot, but don't be shocked when he's done wandering and comes home with feline leukemia, which is easily caught by cats, and due to an already booming overpopulation, has become epidemic in many major cities in the world in the cat population :)

babymaker 06-15-2009 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15960253)
Has nothing to do with me being female, and everything to do with being a responsible pet owner. If you can't see the difference, you are an idiot, but don't be shocked when he's done wandering and comes home with feline leukemia, which is easily caught by cats, and due to an already booming overpopulation, has become epidemic in many major cities in the world in the cat population :)

Has everything to do with you being a female and a dom, I have no prob with that, but i am not a sub, i breed ho's!

And I am white! I am one of the few taking it back for our race i breed black bitches too! :pimp and i am an old fat fucker i am not gonna lie!

As far as my being irresponible how is that?? My cat does not go outside?? and When i breed him with the rigth bitch, she will be a color match that makes it worth it.


My bottom bitch found him on the street when he was maybe less than one month old, and helpless, and some black kids were gonna kill him for fun, now, he is a big well bred male cat that looks like a tiger and has huge balls, i never seen his dick lol, i have proof of his balls, i have pix i made for folks, not sure where his dick is :D

Anyway i love him and if he has kittens they will be taken care of :)

SilentKnight 06-15-2009 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960143)
Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

I'm curious...why would you ask this question - then insult people when they give you an answer?

Obvious you're already resolved in your ways and you're merely announcing it...not asking advice from others.

Do the human genome a favour - get you AND your cat fixed.

TurboAngel 06-15-2009 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15960253)
Has nothing to do with me being female, and everything to do with being a responsible pet owner. If you can't see the difference, you are an idiot, but don't be shocked when he's done wandering and comes home with feline leukemia, which is easily caught by cats, and due to an already booming overpopulation, has become epidemic in many major cities in the world in the cat population :)

You hit the nail on the head! There is no need for more cats, I had to take a female cat who's owner moved and left her for an abortion. That sucked but it was that or we were going to have a bunch of kittens running around.

miss_bellabellini 06-15-2009 07:59 AM

Even if you find a female cat with 'good markings', you won't know what the kittens are going to look like. If you aren't breeding purebred cats you can't breed for type. I'm not saying that they won't be lovely kittens, just that you can't expect the kittens to look like your cat.

babymaker 06-15-2009 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15960587)
I'm curious...why would you ask this question - then insult people when they give you an answer?

Obvious you're already resolved in your ways and you're merely announcing it...not asking advice from others.

Do the human genome a favour - get you AND your cat fixed.


Who the fuck are u some daft cunt with a 1" dick, wtf i care about that!


I said the kittens would have a good home :)

LoveSandra 06-15-2009 08:22 AM

My cat is Satan on the earth. He piss on my clothes, shit into my shoes , eat flowers,but i love him. I have no intention at all to fixed him.
Now the fucker stay near the keyboard and sleep hard :D

bronco67 06-15-2009 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960143)
One of my female internet friends wants my male cat to get fixed! Not going to happen! Sorry! He is 1 year old maybe and he is a MALE! He did piss on the bed once but it's my fault. And he did nothing to cause it, a bit but not really! And he is my baby and he's a tough nigga :)

I won't declaw because it's inhumane, and she is not for that, but for him being having him being a bitch cunt with no balls! Not a fucking chance! My cat lives inside anyway and was saved from the street and is now a big tiger cat because of me! And he WON'T be demanned EVER!

He has a job to kill mice and anything that comes in here and he does it very well!

Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

Not a chance for me, and i might breed him he is classic looking like a tiger with perfect markings.

Sounds like this is more about your balls....

iTouch! 06-15-2009 08:34 AM

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SilentKnight 06-15-2009 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960688)
Who the fuck are u some daft cunt with a 1" dick, wtf i care about that!

Oxymoron. :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 06-15-2009 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitechris (Post 15960723)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

PurrrsianPussyKat 06-15-2009 08:56 AM

I can't wait till he starts spraying everything in your house with his piss and your here crying about how your house stinks like cat piss and no chicks will come by and lay you.

Vicious_B 06-15-2009 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by PurrrsianPussyKat (Post 15960805)
I can't wait till he starts spraying everything in your house with his piss and your here crying about how your house stinks like cat piss and no chicks will come by and lay you.

Then he can just use the cat as an excuse for what is already happening. Or not happening. :winkwink:

WarChild 06-15-2009 09:01 AM

It's girlish for a man to have a cat in the first place you homo cry fag.

babymaker 06-15-2009 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15960822)
Then he can just use the cat as an excuse for what is already happening. Or not happening. :winkwink:


who the fuck are u?? U need a Babymakers! Cum cuz ur bf dont make the cut come on cuz in ur avatar u look hot i am ready to bang :)

Hit me up :)

babymaker 06-15-2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15960827)
It's girlish for a man to have a cat in the first place you homo cry fag.

Why's that ur dog fuck u in the ass cowboy?? U a big stud??

I admit i am a fat fuck who the fuck are u???



calling all gfy fags now :):mad:

JamesK 06-15-2009 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15960827)
It's girlish for a man to have a cat in the first place you homo cry fag.

Let me guess, you have a pitbull? Real men don't need a masculine pet to feel more secure about themselves :1orglaugh

Vicious_B 06-15-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960841)
who the fuck are u?? U need a Babymakers! Cum cuz ur bf dont make the cut come on cuz in ur avatar u look hot i am ready to bang :)

Hit me up :)

The way you talk makes my head hurt.

babymaker 06-15-2009 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 15960870)
The way you talk makes my head hurt.

why i am about to cry i tho we waz gona have a relationship lol.............tho u loved me cuz ur some girl....can u please love me otherwise my life will be ruined :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

babymaker 06-15-2009 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15960859)
Let me guess, you have a pitbull? Real men don't need a masculine pet to feel more secure about themselves :1orglaugh


:pimp:pimp:pimp

my nigga :)

cats hate people and dogs love anye one witha small dick loll

it actually takes a MAN to love a cat and have a cat love him :)

Iron Fist 06-15-2009 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15960179)
contributing to the overpopulation of cats in the world is irresponsible and if you really love your male cat you will get him fixed. Pissing on your bed is just the beginning with an unneutered male.... he will piss all over your furniture and everything else too in a need to mark his territory if he even gets a whiff of another male (or female). And if for some crazy reason, he doesn't breed (which if he does again is stupid and irresponsible of you as a pet owner), being unneutered increases his chances of major medical complications in the future, including testicular cancer and worse. The no-declawing thing is good, but not getting him fixed is a stupid decision. Do you really think he cares about his balls? Not to mention, males who are unneutered tend to wander a LOT, so don't be surprised if he goes outside to not see him for weeks or months while he's out looking for a mate. Neutering removes the need for a male cat to wander so he will actually stick around your house to worry about killing mice and not getting laid.

Awesome post.. from one male cat owner (x2) to another...

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CDSmith 06-15-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960143)
Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

Single guys who have a cat for a pet automatically go on my list of people with questionable character.

Not to mention, man with a cat, well... it's kind of gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

:D

SilentKnight 06-15-2009 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960841)
who the fuck are u?? U need a Babymakers! Cum cuz ur bf dont make the cut come on cuz in ur avatar u look hot i am ready to bang :)

Hit me up :)

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ExLust 06-15-2009 09:42 AM

Cats are sweet yet I hate when they piss on my closet or shoe rack.

Vicious_B 06-15-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 15960919)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

smax 06-15-2009 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15960918)
Single guys who have a cat for a pet automatically go on my list of people with questionable character.

Not to mention, man with a cat, well... it's kind of gay, not that there's anything wrong with that.

:D

Im a man who owns 2 cats, I travel quite a bit every month and leaving a dog alone for a few days is not only asking for trouble but cruel to the dog. I do not want a needy animal and that is exactly what dogs are, needy, always in your face/under your feet add to it that they smell and are loud.

No thanks I'll pass


To the op my 2 are fixed, I would never declaw though

CDSmith 06-15-2009 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smax (Post 15961163)
Im a man who owns 2 cats, I travel quite a bit every month and leaving a dog alone for a few days is not only asking for trouble but cruel to the dog. I do not want a needy animal and that is exactly what dogs are, needy, always in your face/under your feet add to it that they smell and are loud.

No thanks I'll pass

Case in point exactly. You have zero understanding of dogs thus the only animal suited to you as a pet is the independant cat that could care less if you live or die unless it's feeding time.

In the past I've had dogs as pets, the last one for nearly 18 years. When you leave on a trip you either take the dog with you, get a friend or family member to look after it, hire a dogsitter to come twice a day, or barring that... ever hear of a kennel?
You say needy, I say loving and friendly.
Always in your face/underfood? Try training the damn thing. Only true idiots get a dog and just expect it to know how to behave a certain way.
They smell? Even cats need a bath once in a while.

But you go ahead and enjoy your cats. :1orglaugh

bushwacker 06-15-2009 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960893)
why i am about to cry i tho we waz gona have a relationship lol.............tho u loved me cuz ur some girl....can u please love me otherwise my life will be ruined :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Are you related to Mindwaste?

papagmp 06-19-2009 03:29 AM

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Blazed 06-19-2009 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 15960143)
One of my female internet friends wants my male cat to get fixed! Not going to happen! Sorry! He is 1 year old maybe and he is a MALE! He did piss on the bed once but it's my fault. And he did nothing to cause it, a bit but not really! And he is my baby and he's a tough nigga :)

I won't declaw because it's inhumane, and she is not for that, but for him being having him being a bitch cunt with no balls! Not a fucking chance! My cat lives inside anyway and was saved from the street and is now a big tiger cat because of me! And he WON'T be demanned EVER!

He has a job to kill mice and anything that comes in here and he does it very well!

Would any man here have his cat fixed??? I want to know??

Not a chance for me, and i might breed him he is classic looking like a tiger with perfect markings.

Keeping a cat in a house is more cruel than getting its nuts cut off. Why would keep him locked up in a house anyway?

papill0n 06-19-2009 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 15960179)
contributing to the overpopulation of cats in the world is irresponsible and if you really love your male cat you will get him fixed. Pissing on your bed is just the beginning with an unneutered male.... he will piss all over your furniture and everything else too in a need to mark his territory if he even gets a whiff of another male (or female). And if for some crazy reason, he doesn't breed (which if he does again is stupid and irresponsible of you as a pet owner), being unneutered increases his chances of major medical complications in the future, including testicular cancer and worse. The no-declawing thing is good, but not getting him fixed is a stupid decision. Do you really think he cares about his balls? Not to mention, males who are unneutered tend to wander a LOT, so don't be surprised if he goes outside to not see him for weeks or months while he's out looking for a mate. Neutering removes the need for a male cat to wander so he will actually stick around your house to worry about killing mice and not getting laid.

Couldn't have said it better myself. :thumbsup


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