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Horny Joe 06-26-2009 02:06 PM

Offshore banks....
 
Anyone knows about any banks in so called "tax paradises". Not that I have millions to stuff away from IRS, but I am just interessted ;) Cayman, something like that. Got to be a bank to trust, not some back alley bank.

Horny Joe 06-26-2009 02:08 PM

European location would be great...

Wizzo 06-26-2009 02:09 PM

Cypress...:pimp

HookUPcom 06-26-2009 02:10 PM

Does epasseporte fit into that category? I should probably know as we use them... but I don't.

pornguy 06-26-2009 02:14 PM

Honestly, With what recently happened no bank is safe from the prying eyes of the US.

quantum-x 06-26-2009 02:15 PM

Cyprus, British Virgin Islands, Nevis, Andorra, etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_haven

Keep in mind that it's not an issue of depositing money - it's always an issue of getting it OUT.

Use a card? You're gonna get nabbed.
Wire it? You're gonna get nabbed.

Bringing it across the border 10k at a time? Possible, but inconvenient.
Try purchasing a house with a pile of cash - that ain't gonna happen either.

HighSociety 06-26-2009 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 16003513)
Honestly, With what recently happened no bank is safe from the prying eyes of the US.

Agree 100%...it seems to be getting tough out there :mad:

Horny Joe 06-26-2009 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16003515)
Cyprus, British Virgin Islands, Nevis, Andorra, etc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_haven

Keep in mind that it's not an issue of depositing money - it's always an issue of getting it OUT.

Use a card? You're gonna get nabbed.
Wire it? You're gonna get nabbed.

Bringing it across the border 10k at a time? Possible, but inconvenient.
Try purchasing a house with a pile of cash - that ain't gonna happen either.

That is a problem.. getting it out. I know some "good" banks, I think it was Virgin Islands I found one... want's a minimum of $50,000 to open an account. Will try to find back to that one.... Jersey, isn't that another "heaven"? I heard/read (her on gfy, I think) that cyprus and andorra might be tricky.

ztik 06-26-2009 02:49 PM

The best thing to do is a have a company in X with no business taxes, have it own all your websites, all your web property, and simply employ yourself to work for that company, you only take out your salery or what you need and leave the rest in that country tax free.

Atleast thats what I have been reading as a legal way to do it

DWB 06-26-2009 03:06 PM

1st rule of tax evasion....

sperbonzo 06-26-2009 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ztik (Post 16003616)
The best thing to do is a have a company in X with no business taxes, have it own all your websites, all your web property, and simply employ yourself to work for that company, you only take out your salery or what you need and leave the rest in that country tax free.

Atleast thats what I have been reading as a legal way to do it

Best advice in the thread


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seeandsee 06-26-2009 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quantum-x (Post 16003515)
Use a card? You're gonna get nabbed.

fucking true

quantum-x 06-27-2009 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ztik (Post 16003616)
The best thing to do is a have a company in X with no business taxes, have it own all your websites, all your web property, and simply employ yourself to work for that company, you only take out your salery or what you need and leave the rest in that country tax free.

Atleast thats what I have been reading as a legal way to do it

The problem is, however, that you are still the owner of that company (even if it's nominee directors, or whatever) - You are still earning money you're not declaring - and, even worse, you're paying yourself directly from it - establishing a link between you and your company.

If the IRS ever looks at you, and sees a weekly regular payment from Cyprus to your bank account, no matter how many layers of 'protection' you have, you're still gonna be fucked.

These guys pull people's schemes apart for a living, and probably also for fun..

romeo22 06-27-2009 05:08 AM

Switzerland is a country which keep your money the best.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 06-27-2009 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 16003497)
Cypress...:pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

bushwacker 06-27-2009 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Joe (Post 16003488)
Anyone knows about any banks in so called "tax paradises". Not that I have millions to stuff away from IRS, but I am just interessted ;) Cayman, something like that. Got to be a bank to trust, not some back alley bank.

Pay your taxes, or the IRS will ass rape you. You can thank me later.


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