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halfpint 07-10-2009 04:23 PM

Stupid crappy popcorn makers ..Who owns one
 
I went out a bought a Rival popcorn maker. These stupid things dont use oil for the corn kernels. All you do is fill the top scoop up with kernels place them in the hole and switch it on and hey presto you have non oily popcorn which is supposed to go into a bowl but instead fucking shoots all over the kitchen.

It works like a hairdryer and there is no way to stop the popcorn from flying in all sorts of directions so dont buy one of these unless you buy a metal helmet and full body armour because the un-poped kernels are fucking hot and sting when they hit you :disgust

My misses thought it was funny for some reason when all I wanted was some popcorn not fucking WW3 breaking out in our kitchen



http://www.cookingtime.co.uk/images/uploads/pp15s.jpg

Loch 07-10-2009 04:28 PM

hahahahhahaha, i would almost get one to just give that a go.

"Hon, will you go make popcorn please".....then just sit back and wait! LMAO

halfpint 07-10-2009 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16051681)
hahahahhahaha, i would almost get one to just give that a go.

"Hon, will you go make popcorn please".....then just sit back and wait! LMAO

LOL.. my misses sure got a laugh out of it ...I was just getting angry.. Im gonna film it and put it on youtube just to show how crap it really is but im gonna wear my motorcycle helmet and leather jacket which has armour in it this time...

INDY500DRIVER 07-10-2009 04:39 PM

Movie popcorn made me sick last night.

halfpint 07-10-2009 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by INDY500DRIVER (Post 16051707)
Movie popcorn made me sick last night.

You ate to much of it ??

We normally buy the ones in the packet that you just put in the microwave but I thought it would be a good idea to have non-greasy popcorn but after this Im going back to the microwave popcorn

mikeyddddd 07-10-2009 05:10 PM


IllTestYourGirls 07-10-2009 05:18 PM

That maker looks like trouble it doesnt have a spout for the popcorn to be funneled into the bowl haha

PurrrsianPussyKat 07-10-2009 05:59 PM

I have an ancient air popper.. thing must be from the 80's. But it still works great. :)

Looks more like this, but more 80's. lol
http://www.viewpoints.com/images/rev...77549_full.jpg

Yngwie 07-10-2009 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch (Post 16051681)
hahahahhahaha, i would almost get one to just give that a go.

"Hon, will you go make popcorn please".....then just sit back and wait! LMAO

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh now that would be funny.

halfpint 07-10-2009 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 16051798)
That maker looks like trouble it doesnt have a spout for the popcorn to be funneled into the bowl haha

Believe me it is

mynameisjim 07-10-2009 11:35 PM

Oh man, that reminds me of the ones my family had as a kid. Ours was Yellow but had a little deflector to make it go in the dish. Worked pretty good if I remember right. Melt real butter and pour it on, little bit of salt, good stuff.

That rival one looks poorly designed. I would say to make a little deflector out of tin foil or cardboard and you should be good to go.

SleazyDream 07-10-2009 11:36 PM

every heard of a microwave?

skrog 07-10-2009 11:45 PM

http://www.orville.com/smartpop.jsp

Pop it in the microwave and its finished in a minute.

halfpint 07-11-2009 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16052484)
every heard of a microwave?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 16051719)

We normally buy the ones in the packet that you just put in the microwave but I thought it would be a good idea to have non-greasy popcorn but after this Im going back to the microwave popcorn


hypedough 07-11-2009 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skrog (Post 16052491)
http://www.orville.com/smartpop.jsp

Pop it in the microwave and its finished in a minute.

True story, way easier and convenient.

bobby666 07-11-2009 10:01 AM

well i had such a thing in the eighties, never really liked the taste

Tom_PM 07-11-2009 10:21 AM

I have an old one that is not bad because it's simple. Has a nice simple scoop for a top and funnels the popped corn out to the bowl. Has no extra parts or slots to melt butter.

1 simple bag of plain popping corn is only a buck or two and would pop as much as a case of microwave type that comes in boxes and then plastic bags and then special paper popping bags. yeesh, it's just popcorn. Gonna take 5 minutes at 1200 watts either way.


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