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To, Too, Two!!!!!!!!!

Example :

I went to the store but it was too far by foot so I paid two dollars for a ride.

GODDAMMIT!!!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:1orglaugh

Did you meet any chicks on the bus?

your absolutely write

Let it roll off of your shoulders. You're all good now....breathe.....

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Originally Posted by justinsain (Post 16071384)

your absolutely write

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images...dammit-sob.gif

dessous et dessus - phonetically stupid opposing words that sound the same

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16071390)

No car????

Ever lived in a city? :1orglaugh

Things that only happen in English..hahaha

your totally write with you're thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16071778)

your totally write with you're thread.

i agree its nothing too loose you're mind about

I have messed up the to and too before. I am very aware that two is 2.

Your & You're
Its & it's

People make two many mistakes when using these too examples.

wimmy wam wam wazzle!

I took English lessons from Doridori

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16071816)

I have messed up the to and too before. I am very aware that two is 2.

Yeah, but I'll toe you're car if you don't suck my tow.

How
Now
Cow
Tow??? :1orglaugh

Sew take that!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 16071376)

I'll take to...

:1orglaugh me TOO

i won't even try to list all the grammatical errors in this sentence-

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16071369)

I went to the store but it was too far by foot so I paid two dollars for a ride.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16071391)

To vs. Too vs. Two Quiz

Congratulations!
You scored a 100%
You answered 11 of the 11 questions correctly.

:)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16071870)

Yeah, but I'll toe you're car if you don't suck my tow.

How
Now
Cow
Tow??? :1orglaugh

Sew take that!

Don't be a looser!! :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16071879)

i won't even try to list all the grammatical errors in this sentence-

Says the guy who can't find the shift key when starting a sentence that ends
with a hyphen. :1orglaugh

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16071933)

Says the guy who can't find the shift key when starting a sentence that ends
with a hyphen. :1orglaugh

proving you do not know what a hyphen is for.

besides, i'm not the one starting a thread with all the :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: :mad::mad:

over something as trivial as to, too, two mixups on a message board.

the irony of your post is comical.

that is all.

"should of" is the worst one for me. Should've, should have. Not should of. Please? ty

my friend hates
desert vs dessert...I understand his frustration

Their product is over there...

You're welcome...

The list goes on and on... but please be kind to people who speak English as a second language... I guarantee you don't speak their language as well as they speak (and write) English.

Congratulations!
You scored a 100%
You answered 11 of the 11 questions correctly.

I'm just lazy

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16071981)

The irony is that you don't realize that I'm complaining about all the ignorant fucks on this
board that can't get it right, yet expect me to understand their post.

I was trying to do it in a way as to not attack anyone directly. Idiot.

:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 16072007)

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imageb...37217113-4.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

love it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16072037)

you sure have a short fuse.

fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.

You learn something new every day

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16072068)

you sure have a short fuse.

fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.

Feel free to enjoy yourself in another thread imbecile.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphen

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikipedia

The hyphen ( - ) is a punctuation mark. It is used both to join words and also to separate syllables of a single word. It is often confused with dashes ( ?, ?, ― ), which are longer and have different uses, and with the minus sign ( − ) which is also longer. The use of hyphens is called hyphenation.

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[edit] Examples of usage
Some strong examples of semantic changes caused by the placement of hyphens:

disease-causing poor nutrition, meaning poor nutrition that causes disease
disease causing poor nutrition, meaning a disease that causes poor nutrition
a man-eating shark is a shark that eats humans
a man eating shark is a man who is eating shark meat
a blue green sea is a contradiction
a blue-green sea is a sea whose colour is somewhere between blue and green
three-hundred-year-old trees are an indeterminate number of trees that are 300 years old.
three hundred-year-old trees are three trees that are 100 years old.
three hundred year-old trees are 300 trees that are 1 year old.
three-hundred-year old trees are an indeterminate number of trees which started to be considered as "old", 300 years ago.
Additional examples of proper use:

text-only document or the document is text-only
Detroit-based organization or the organization is Detroit-based
state-of-the-art product or the product is state-of-the-art (but The state of the art is very advanced. with no hyphen)
board-certified strategy or the strategy is board-certified
thought-provoking argument or the argument is thought-provoking
time-sensitive error or the error is time-sensitive
case-sensitive password or the password is case-sensitive
government-issued photo ID or the photo ID is government-issued (but ?is issued by the government with no hyphen.)
light-gathering surface or the surface is light-gathering
award-winning novel or the novel is award-winning (but, more likely, ?won an award with no hyphen)
web-based encyclopedia or the encyclopedia is web-based
fun-loving person or the person is fun-loving
how to wire-transfer funds
how to tax-plan
advertising-supported service or service is advertising-supported (but, better, ?is supported by advertising with no hyphen.)
Rudolph Giuliani is an Italian-American (but see hyphenated American)
list of China-related topics ?list of topics is China-related (but ?related to China with no hyphen)
out-of-body experience
near-death experience
in surnames, for example Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note, though, that many authoritative sources, such as the Chicago Manual of Style, recommend writing commonplace compounds open (i.e., without hyphen) when they appear after the noun they modify and when they are used adverbially. Thus

She always wears out-of-date clothes.
but

Her wardrobe is out of date.
Similarly, for the adverbial use compare

The hand-to-hand combat was frightful.
and

They fought hand to hand in repulsing the attack.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16072068)

you sure have a short fuse.

fyi- i could (sic) give 2 shits about realizing what you are complaining about.

i post here for my enjoyment and i got a good laugh from my comment.

When "i" is used as a pronoun you need to use the shift key to type "I".

You are the one this thread was directed at evidently.

I thought I pointed that out to you already but it just flew over your fishnet sieve of
a cranium.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 16071475)

Ever lived in a city? :1orglaugh

Does LA count???

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 16072400)

Does LA count???

No, not really. Lived there myself.

:1orglaugh

tbh-

i don't have the slightest idea if there's a grammatical in your example sentence or not, nor wtf a hyphen is used for, or where a preposition goes.

when it comes to posts on a message board, fact is, it's more important to carry on a written convo in real time than it is to worry about capitalizing an i or making sure the post follows the rules on english

i just posted to have some fun, i figured you were the sort to take the bait. you proved me right and i enjoyed myself

good times!

it's like shooting fish in a barrel around here.

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 16072739)

It's more like drowning in one's own arrogance despite one's ignorance in your case though.

:1orglaugh

Their, there, they're