OMFG i just ate a pack of penis pills and i feel like im high on mushrooms:
 

or what it would feel like to be high on mushrooms because we all know someone with my character would never experiment in a drug like mushrooms.

OMG no one told me to read the label! it says 2 a fuckin day, here i ate a pack of them and my cock looks like a mole going back into its den.

WTF DO I DO? :helpme:helpme:helpme

Have a good trip?

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lol eat another pack and see what happens.

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are you still there?

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Go get some pussy

see sig theyll bring you back down

Just sit back and enjoy the trip...

I am not sure what you mean by penis pills - if that is viagara or something like that then you seriously need to go to hospital because your heart rate will be up to dangerous levels. Plus ongoing exposure to the drug can affect your ability to keep and maintain an erection later on if taken to much at a time.

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yea you need to go to a hospital, that stuff is not safe

i dont know i ordered it off the net, it has some what looks like chinese writing and some messed up english:

"Penile Up Up"

i phone the number on the pack but i dont know how to dial out this fucked up area code. i havent slept in 48 hours now. i am getting fucking worried. i got this chick coming over for lunch and my cock looks like an old banana. :helpme

you could be suffering from a drug induced psychosis, or a temporary reaction to overdose, toxic thing

i'm no doctor but these things unfortunatelly happen

go to hospital, call a doctor first and explain the situation, take the bottle with you, chinese herbs can be dangerous. really... if you're worried, do it god damnid, 2 days no sleep isn't normal

Amputation is the only answer

Eat some more and see what happens :thumbsup:thumbsup

im drunk i cant drive to the doctors. :helpme

oh man this situation isnt going anywhere good

Natural selection in action.

Tell the truth man. You aint got no car foo :winkwink:

thanks for sharing that

Glad you like 'em!

why are you such a useless idiot?

are you RawAlex and do you wet the bed?

I thought guys didn't have to take pills to get it up until they were at least in their 30s or 40s?

This is troubling news.

i thought a womans body wasnt supposed to go downhill until 30, o wait. :helpme

But if it started happening 10 years earlier, it would be troubling.

i might be able to ask NASA for some anti gravity boots for you. :thumbsup

There's only one thing I can recommend, listen to this album:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing...othing_Is_Lost

;)

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What's the sensation?

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too late to turn back now. grind up the rest into a big fat line and snort it.

cheap drugs :)

if you were hardcore you'd get an iv

hes silent :helpme

Metaman's body has been carted away to the morgue.

His dick is now on display in the Calgary Dinosaur park.

Keep up your routine of being a fucking retard, I guess.. You're good at it :thumbsup