What's your best pick up line?
 

The best I've heard ----

"So tell me, does this smell like Ether?" Sick, I know, but funny.

Or this one.....

"Let's don't make this rape a murder charge."

Psych humour? ha

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Just playing poker the other night and this guy just starts whipping out these one liner pick up lines......from plain stupid to down right wrong. Good for a quick laugh.

"So, what would you like for breakfast?"

Works 2/7 times.

Still my fav ...

I'm not the only guy in the bar, I'm just the only guy in the bar talking to you.

I personally like the old, yell a random girls name, when she turns around say oh sorry it hought you were my friend and strike up a convo.

You walk up to the person and ask " Would you like to sit this one out "

If they say yes then you continue your conversation.

If they say no then you get up and dance.

very nice way to start a conversation :)

My all time favorite, and works 100% of the time:

Where you raised on a chicken farm?

Cause you really know how to raise some cock.

"you know, you remind me of a cresent wrench"

her: " really"?

"Ya, every time I look at you my nuts tighten"




or the classic....



Walk up behind a girl at a bar and flip the tag up from the back of her shirt. She will whip around and say something like, " what the hell are you doing"?.....to which you reply.....


"Im sorry to bother you, I just had to see if you were made in heaven"

Fuck me if I am wrong...... You want to kiss me right?

how does my cock look in these socks?

"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"

How much?

you fuckin?

LOL - true for way too many guys.

But more like, "Yes I think that's a fair price, hop in."

Let's go grab some sex and pizza...

Fancy a roofie colada?

I kid, I kid. I hate people.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

line of coke

Best come back for these lines:

She says "Do you want to be a farmer?"
You will most likely be confused and speachless.

She continues "Well, Here are a couple of acres!"
and kicks you in the nuts.

It's a toss up...

Walk up to a girl, ask (while pointing to your friends), "See that guy over there... he wants to know if you think I'm good looking."

or

"Get in the car if you want to live."

- PornAddict

All jokes aside, does anyone REALLY use pickup lines? If so, honestly, do they ever work?

funnay =)

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being english usually works with american chicks :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

true story...i saw it firsthand haha

"lets change the alphabet and put you and I together.."

corny, but works.:2 cents:

Yeah, this one ALWAYS starts a conversation:

"Hi, my name is (whatever). And you are?"

(provided you have a gift of gab to follow it up)

Nice shoes! wanna fuck?

Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg?

No???

Well, let's go on a picnic and find out.

:2 cents::2 cents:

the best line I ever used that WORKED was

"so, you ever given a blowjob at the playboy mansion before"

Quick! Must have sex! No time to explain!

In all seriousness tho, the most successful pickup line I've ever used (and have used it many times) is "So, you just gonna sit here trying to think of some cheesy pick up line to use on me or are you going to buy me a drink?"

"Hi, I'm an asshole." Worked for me before and as an added bonus when you don't remember their names you can say "hey i told you I was an asshole"

So I take it the romance in pick up lines are long gone? LOL
I am so behind on what's hip and whats not with pick up lines.

Don't scream or I'll kill you.

"Don't worry babe... I have a time machine at home... I can put you right back here in the bar and you won't miss a thing!"

if you dont give me your number ill kill you and your family :1orglaugh try that 1 :helpme

My friend, Tim, used to get very drunk and walk up to a sorority girl and say,

"Hi, what's your sign? I'm a feces....."

The looks he got were priceless.

When at a party - I don't believe we've been introduced.

When at a club - I like the way you dance

Elsewhere - Do you give your phone number to strangers?

But the pick up line just gets you to first base. Follow it up with sexy words like rendezvous, amazing and fantastic.

I bet if my cock was in your mouth you couldn't say take it out.

and he said "no, i haven't".... :2 cents:

Being a tall Dutch white guy in Asia comes with it's benefits.
I haven't used any pickup lines since I got here.
Hell, the more Rude you are the more interesting you seem to be to them.
The high end VIP hotties in particular. It's good for mojo.

This one is gold though: "I'm the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson."

I whip out the big balboski and flop it on the table and say you can't handle this

Want another drink?

GFY Pick Up Artists at work :)