LOL! Awesome tool for Lazy bloggers
 

http://www.aussiebloggers.com.au/blogpost.html

I wonder if there's a forum poster version...... lolllllll :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Where do you get all this stuff??

I could be working you know!


"OMFG! I just had a terrible scare when I thought I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. Jealous much? Don't be, it was very painful..

I am frantic with cutting my toe nails, watching the grass grow, just generally being a doormat to my kids, my day is filled with fluorescent light from sun-up to well after sun-down. I am not complaining though. life happens.

I swear I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. Seriously! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue.."

LOL

Darling I just woke up to the fact I have not updated this since the long board was invented... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I'm a blogger so I will though!.

I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, learning to fart the theme to neighbours, just generally being a pain to my local police, my day drifts aimlessly from dusk to midnight. I am not being a whinging Pom or anything. and that I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother.

I swear on my mother's grave I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Honestly! Assuming I don't get distracted by counting my chest hairs..

Holy crap! I just climbed out from under my rock and realised I have not updated this since they invented sliced bread... You would not believe that I'd been abducted by aliens. I hope they bring chocolate!.

I am distracted with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a biatch to society in general, my day is a nightmare I would like to wake up from the light through yonder window breaks to sun down and beyond. I am putting money aside so I can run away. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I won't promise anything to you but if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. Well, I'll try. Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

Foreign I just twigged that I have not updated this since the Clintons were in the Whitehouse... You would not believe that I actually have a life. Not just a second one..

I am lost in a sea of pseudo-olde-english with any regularity, rock crushing, just generally being a slave to my local police, my day starts with the dawn patrol from sun up to midnight. I am looking at rectifying this. primo.

I promise that I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. I promise! Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..

OMG! I just realised I have not updated this since Paris Hilton was in jail... You would not believe the phat set coming through right now. I'm a blogger so I will though!.

I am overwhelmed with discovering time doesn't stand still, the waiting staff, just generally being a nuisance to the servants, my day is fun and exciting from when the nightclubs close to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. and that I can take that big badge off my head that says bad mother.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. You wanna test me? Cats if you don't..

awesome share ...

F*** me dead I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since I fell in love... You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. But I'm sorry you'll just have to take my word for it..

I am frantic with silk ropes, learning to speak Japanese, just generally being a biatch to anyone unfortunate to cross my path, my day is passing in a blur from 4am to way past dusk. I am totally exhausted. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I absolutely, positively promise I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. You have my word! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!.

That was hilarious!! I know a lot of people who would love it! hahaha