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CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 09:20 AM

TXT a girl and ask if you can "tap that"
 
Results I got:

Girl1:
Me: Hey you around? I got a question for you.
Her: what's up?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: i don't see you that way. You are just my friend and we will only be friends. I love you tho.
Me: a simple "no" would have sufficed

Fml!

Girl2:
Me: hey
Her: hey! Wats up?
Me: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?

[No response for 5 minutes]

g/f: did u just ask my cousin if u could "tap that"?
Me: no

:D

Post your results! (Yes I am THAT bored)

CaptainHowdy 07-23-2009 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog (Post 16097416)
Her: i don't see you that way. You are just my friend and we will only be friends. I love you tho.
Me: a simple "no" would have sufficed

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

BradM 07-23-2009 09:26 AM

:1orglaugh
Warning: Individual results will vary

Me: Hey how are you?
Sister in law: Good... sup?
Me: when am I gonna get a chance to tap that?
Sister in law: ...
Me: Don't tell your sister
Sister in law: ok

:pimp

fatfoo 07-23-2009 09:28 AM

maybe your texts got wire tapped

They tapped that

CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 16097443)
:1orglaugh
Warning: Individual results will vary

Me: Hey how are you?
Sister in law: Good... sup?
Me: when am I gonna get a chance to tap that?
Sister in law: ...
Me: Don't tell your sister
Sister in law: ok

:pimp

Holla!!!

StaceyJo 07-23-2009 09:55 AM

Hahahaha..funny!

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 09:56 AM

Bill: wuddup
Bill: got money today?
fucksakes: nothin, when you gonna let me tap that?
Bill: lol wtf

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzers: hi
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Brazzers: tap what bro?

fucksakes: hey
Caroline: Hi Danny
fucksakes: when you gonna let me tap that?
Caroline: what? lol
fucksakes: lol
fucksakes: just fucking with ya
Caroline: i was like omg his comp has a virus was my first thought lol
fucksakes: someone said.. say that to random ppl and see what kinda response ill get.
Caroline: ok let me make it more interesting then... Oh danny i've liked you since i was 12 even tho ure my cousin LOL

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:01 AM

fucksakes: hey there
Brazzer#2 : hey danny wassup?
fucksakes: Brazzer sent me to you
fucksakes: said you would let me tap that

The Heron 07-23-2009 10:03 AM

Heron: when you gonna let me tap that
girl: damn I'm still sore from last night, when I get off work I guess

SilentKnight 07-23-2009 10:04 AM

On MSN with the wife:


Me: Hey babe, wuzzup?
Wife: Notta, whatcha' doing?
Me: When's a good time to tap that?
Wife: Huh?
Me: You know...tap that thang.
Wife: Ahh, we stopped that after the honeymoon, remember?

Martin 07-23-2009 10:07 AM

Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

Deej 07-23-2009 10:07 AM

This thread ROCKS!!!!!!

If I only I was into texting..

Ill keep it verbal

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:07 AM

ill try my girlfriend at work via email.

seeandsee 07-23-2009 10:09 AM

lol funny shit

CherryV 07-23-2009 10:11 AM

This thread delivers...

SilentKnight 07-23-2009 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

:1orglaugh

Somehow I just knew 'mom' would make an appearance in this thread.

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:18 AM

livejasmin..

http://www.dannyrichards.com/tapdat.jpg

waiting for gf reply from work.

Vicious_B 07-23-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CherryV (Post 16097602)
This thread delivers...

:2 cents::thumbsup

Every person I can think of to send that too would end up with bad results. :1orglaugh

SteveHardeman 07-23-2009 10:26 AM

Me: Hi
Mandy Blake: Hi
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: What???
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Mandy Blake: LOL, I saw what u wrote. What do u want to tap exactly?
Me: OK, you're no fun. Forget I asked. :-)

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:27 AM

Me: Hey babe, how’s your day?
Girlfriend: Same, Same
Me: Ah.. going to let me tap dat later?
Girlfriend: haha

exgirlfriend
fucksakes: hey
Sarah: hey
fucksakes: wondering when your going to let me tap that
Sarah: ?
Sarah: who is this?
fucksakes: danny.. one sec
Sarah: why would you type that to me lol
fucksakes: haha.. your no fun
fucksakes: show ya in tha sec
Sarah: you've already tapped this

SilentKnight 07-23-2009 10:35 AM

Me: Howdy?
BritneySpears: like, yo?
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
BritneySpears: tap? wha...?
Me: You know...tap that.
BritneySpears: take a number.

CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 10:38 AM

Me: Hey, you around? got a question for you...
Her: Whats up
Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: You're joking right
Me: I guess that means no
Her: (1/2) If you were serious i need to delete that text and you need to ask another question because ***** knew you had a question when he left to go to work so
Her: (2/2) hes gonna ask what it was

:Oh crap

D Ghost 07-23-2009 10:40 AM

"Sarah: you've already tapped this" haha lol

CheeseFrog 07-23-2009 10:41 AM

holy fucking awkward i texted my friends cousin from his phone and she said sure

Iron Fist 07-23-2009 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

LOL.... winnah! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

boneprone 07-23-2009 10:43 AM

Every single gal I asked told me to come on over?

WTF?

Redmanthatcould 07-23-2009 10:44 AM

First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:46 AM

Me: hey grandma
Grandma: hey Danny, you going to come see me soon
Me: sure.. I was wondering if your going to let me tap dat?
Grandma: ah come on.. first your father and now you! :(

Martin 07-23-2009 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16097794)
First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

Shot dooooown.:Oh crap
http://www.ctie.monash.edu.au/hargra...h99122_350.jpg

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16097794)
First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

Hi Anne :)

Ahoddie 07-23-2009 10:49 AM

Hello! :upsidedow

Ahoddie 07-23-2009 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16097794)
First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I Jeff you, Jeff.

munki 07-23-2009 10:56 AM

Munki ‎(10:55 AM):
yoo
VideoSecretsJeff ‎(10:55 AM):
sup g
Munki ‎(10:55 AM):
When you gonna let me tap that?
VideoSecretsJeff ‎(10:55 AM):
again, you mean?

Vicious_B 07-23-2009 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 16097794)
First one up was an epic fail to Anne from XBiz...

Jeff: Hey Anne, I've got a question for you...
Anne: Shoot!
Jeff: When you gonna let me tap that?
Anne: If a gfy thread told you to jump off a bridge, would you do that, too?
Jeff: :(
Anne: :)

Best one by far!

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 11:00 AM

This thread wins for Lulz.

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16097878)
Best one by far!

whats your icq.. i got something to ask you :)

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 11:04 AM

Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

Deej 07-23-2009 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16097905)
Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

I knew you had tendencies...

Vicious_B 07-23-2009 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 16097891)
whats your icq.. i got something to ask you :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 07-23-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

this thread delivers :2 cents:

munki 07-23-2009 11:20 AM

Munki ‎(10:54 AM):
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=917542
Butterfly ‎(11:18 AM):
haha, everyone loved it
Munki ‎(11:18 AM):
good schitt
Munki ‎(11:19 AM):
So when you gonna let me tap that?
Butterfly ‎(11:19 AM):
right...lol

Phoenix 07-23-2009 11:23 AM

awesome thread..more women need to be asked

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

Garfield: what a boring day
fucksakes: yeah no kidding
fucksakes: when you going ot let me tap dat
Garfield: so... When you gonna let me tap that?
Garfield: lmao
fucksakes: :P
Garfield: fucker

CIVMatt 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Punker Barbie: What's up babe?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Punker Barbie: When elephants fly :)

shit

Fucksakes 07-23-2009 11:26 AM

my gf replies again: You wanna tap dat?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 07-23-2009 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killswitch (Post 16097905)
Me: What's up playa?
Angry Jew Cat: not much, not much
Angry Jew Cat: slackin
Angry Jew Cat: lol
Me: So uhhh... When you gonna let me tap that?
Angry Jew Cat: hmmm?
Angry Jew Cat: lol

At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass.... :1orglaugh

boneprone 07-23-2009 11:28 AM

Boneprone: Question for ya.
Boneprone: When are you gunna let me tap that?
Nikki Portanova: Ya gotta call my secretary and make an appointment first.
Boneprone: Ok Ill have my people call your people.


Seems pretty simple? No?

Scott McD 07-23-2009 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 16097580)
Me: Hey Ma.
Mom: whats on your mind son?
Me: was just wondering when you were going to let me tap that.
Mom: I thought you would never ask.
Me: eeeeeeew.
Mom: Giggity

Oh my !! :1orglaugh

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-23-2009 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16098006)
At first I thought it was just another GFY fag coming out of the closet with their craving for furry Jew ass.... :1orglaugh

Your avatar looks so warm and inviting I have to hit that shit like a CAVE MANNNNNN!!!

CIVMatt 07-23-2009 11:47 AM

Me: Hey got a quick question
Trisha Uptown: Who is this?
Me: civmatt
Trisha Uptown: Cool!! I will save ur #. What's up?
Me: when you going to let me tap that?
Trisha Uptown: Hahahaha.... ur terrible!! No u just didn't ask me that


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