Would it be "wrong" to commit myself into an asylum to meet chicks?
 

...like morally or whatever?

i'm looking for a serious long term relationship with a girl i can truly love...

You mean an asylum for people with mental problems? You can only truly love an insane woman? I think it would be wrong to go there if your head is fine.

No .. this is a great idea!

Thank baby Jesus I'm completely off the fucking rocker. :2 cents:

they do need love.

i'm the man to give it... :pimp

I think so too, I know there's got to be somewhere where the quality women in this world are hiding. I figure it's probably padded cells...

What do you mean by "rocker" ? You mean a rocking chair?

I don't know anymore.

go to sex addicts meetings to meet hot sexual chicks hee hee

Don't blame ya...

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Yeah right...there aren't any hot chicks in asylums since I left ;).

Seeing as all women are insane anyway, you might be better off finding one that's medicated and under supervision 24/7

LOL but you should be careful with the treatment!

Asylumcam.com was born in GFY. You read it here first.

Can I be your new Manager?

FWIW strip clubs are basically the same thing except out-patient, and a lot of them serve alcohol.

I think its a very good idea, one of the best I have heard on gfy anyway.

Would be cool to fuck a crazy asylum chick. :)

But for a long term relationship....fuck no.

just comb AA meetings.

I'm not talking about some "hey look at me! i got tits and im craaaaaaaaaazy" type of crazy. we all know all women are nuts. I'm talking mentally fucking disturbed... :1orglaugh

Oddly enough, this is exactly what I was thinking of....

I believe it's a very good and original idea,

especially since there are way too many I meet every day that would qualify for an asylum, but they are not real enough to face it.. so you'll only find honest women in the asylum!

I found that NA meetings have the nice thin underfed types... you know the ones. :2 cents:

In that case, you may want to consider becoming an orderly instead - granted it was an all chick facility as far as who was committed there, but she made out with one of the male orderlies. That way you wouldn't have to act crazy if you're not. :P

wouldn't be wrong really, but why would you want to hook up with someone who's crazy? lol

just go to church, lots of crazy single women there :thumbsup

don't you know crazy girls are better in bed

Fucking awesome idea! I'm checking myself into the local asylum as we speak.

Rehab love is great. Came home drunk to many times in high shcool. My mom threw me in one. I was bout 16. many moons ago

During a movie. Some chick wanted me and she ripped right thru my pocket to get to my cock. See you had to be pretty sly about it. I soon became the house piece of meat.

I had to keep getting into trouble so they wouldnt let me out.

They are pretty horny in there.

QFT :pimp

http://www.conjugalharmony.com
problem solved!

Can't see any possible downsides to that plan.

:winkwink:

Close to truth...

I want a bipolar girlfriend who cuts herself and cries a lot....

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i am in love...

maybe goth clubs will do?

Until she tries to bite your nose, ears or cock off because the voices in her head told her to.

Truth - my ex is still out there at a strip club somewhere................

everyone is insane. the trick is to get paid ... and keep out of jail.

people who get locked up for "being crazy" simply suck at being crazy.

i think quite the opposite, i believe they have mastered the art of insanity...