Why do men think an intercourse orgamas in so important to a woman?
 

I just had this client that's like, "I bet you love it when a guy can make you cum during sex..."

I'm like, "Blah blah blah yeah, but all you really have to do is touch the clit... blahblahblah"

and then he goes into this radio DJ voice.. and is like, "But I bet you really like it when we do all the work baby and just make you pop from fucking only.. no clit..."

Do men not realize that like 99.9% of women don't even cum while being fucked unless the clit is touched???

I bet this is also a dude who gets pissed if his chick buys a vibe.


Best thing you can do for your woman is buy her a hitachi wand.. haha

i'm pretty sure i never gave any women an "orgama" :P

Your dating the wrong men.

Do you make this face in bed?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/image....ine=1237078324

I once gave a female a origami - but im fairly sure it dident touch her clit


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_P53_LqEX_i...gami-crane.jpg

fuck, the asshat beat me to my lame joke...

but... but... :(

outsmarted by a asshat - what does that say about you? But dont feel bad, lame jokes is my area of expertise

Maybe you should try and outsmart teencat first, if you succeed then take the next step up and try with a asshat like me again.

Totally make that face...

fuck me.. that's what I get for creating a thread too quickly..
I'm a typo dumbass..

But you guys get what I mean..

yeah, nobody who fucked you ever gave you a paperbird after touching your clit

And I'm heartbroken.
Simply. Heartbroken.

Seriously though..

You can always tell when it's a dude who calls who doesn't get laid often..

when they start pulling out that talk.. like, "Ooh I can make your cum just with my dick baby... no touching needed"

:disgust

I'm a guy, I'm genetically inclined to not give a shit about a woman's feelings. We send you gifts to get in your pants, not your heart

the real problem is that guys have only two arms. they need them to lean on them or play with your tits. no hand free to also rub your clit while fucking ;)

you need to have sex with an octopus

this comming from the guy that said danes like me was thinking to much about animal sex? :1orglaugh:thumbsup

i was just pointing out the general sexual incompatibility between men and women ;)

guys jerk each other off or buttfuck each other, girls rub clits or lick each other - everyone would be happy.

there's just this little problem with reproduction :upsidedow

I seriously have my doubts that this would make everyone happy.

so you think we should rather be honest to each other and tell the partner you are with what you like and how? :winkwink:

bullshit.. I have met several women lately who are just unable to come without fucking.. Oral does nothing for them..

That's because you suck at eating pussy. Trufax.

:)

Yeah.. fat bitch.. Who the fuck said I slept with them? :321GFY

none of us

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I am speaking of girls I shoot.. You are obviously only able to fuck your mom cause thats the only one willing to do it for you :1orglaugh

you are just angry because I made a joke at your expense - suck it up big boy, its sunday :thumbsup

its monday here

I feel you here. I have to have my clit rubbed to cum. The more clit play the harder I cum. Has nothing to do with the cock! But I would rather get a guy off then myself.

Outsmarted? All you did was get here first. You really are a dumb cunt... :2 cents:

You're a sweetheart :1orglaugh

Yeah this post was more directed at dudes who don't get laid that think a chick gets off easily from fucking and it's their "dream"...

Most chicks... give them some pretty words, buy them shoes, and use a hitachi wand on them for 2 mins.. and they're happy :)

Cock every now and then though.. if you know what you're doing.. otherwise we just fake it to keep your ego up because you try so hard.

it's just so easy for us to get off... if they just stfu.. and listen..

It's much more fun to concentrate on the dude... then when the time comes.. we can have our one or two... and its done..

Well, hello there

how you doin?
:winkwink:

If you had ever had an orgasm that way, you would never question it.

Unless the girl is a freak.. 99.9% of the cocks aren't bent the correct direction to give a vaggasim during sex. Much better chance to say 99.999999% of the men, don't have a fucking clue.

But that doesn't mean you laying on your back, knees bent, fingers in and bent up, and railing the shit of the backside of your clit won't make you cum... cause with some practice, any girl can orgasm that way.

But most don't...
And it takes amazing, spectacular, mindblowing, hard pounding fucking for that to happen...

and I assure you.. this dude that called with his fake radio voice... wasn't one for mind numbing, back breaking, earth shattering fucking in his mom's basement.

Good darling, how are you?

Yea if they would just STFU and listen. We get off fast, if they know what they are doing.
It's not that hard at all guys. Just take your time and be slow. It's not a race. The turtle will win over the rabbit. Unless the rabbit is a vibrator haha. I fucking love my rabbit! Sorry guys

Working on my origami..
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cumming during intercourse werks fer me

I love going down on girls... I always try to make sure they get off with me going down before peen enters poon, then I don't care if they get off while I pound away, because by then, I'm in it for me.

However.. sometimes.. if a dude is trying new stuff while going down on a girl.

We will fake it.. to get you to stop.. lol

Then pray for a ginormo pounding...

You sound like a frigid feminazi bitch.

:2 cents:

and I'd bet my next months affiliate payouts you have a small weiner...

No idea who goes down on you, and no I'm not being self conceded, but all the girls I've been with and went down on, had no problems... I turned a girl who said "going down on me doesn't work" into liking it because it did work...

Ooh.. well then..

how you doin' ? :winkwink:

Sorry Justin.

He can not compare to me in that department and can not perform the tornado, I'm one of two males on this Earth that can do it correctly. I'm not worried.

bitch be all crazy and shit !!
Last week she wanted to know
" How come you guys call it a "blow job" when really it's not like a job at all .. it's actually kinda fun "

And this is why so many chicks never get the good sex they want. You need to be able to open the fuck up and be real with your guy, tell him what does work for you. The funny thing is how sly you all think you are with your faking. Hint: Most of us can tell when you're faking. If a guy can't, well he probably hasn't ever given a woman a real orgasm. I just don't get it.

I have a good female friend, we got to be fuckbuddies for a while a couple years back. She'd come over every other day or so to fuck. I knew I wasn't getting her off, and she was putting on the big fake show, so eventually I just asked her what I could do for her. She "didn't know". Big help. I tried everything, nothing was working, and she couldn't contribute even the slightest idea as to what could. Yet she still kept coming back and fucking me regardless, even though we agreed neither was interested in a relationship. So why the fuck would she even bother coming back? it didn't make sense to me, and it was driving me nuts that she kept trying to put on the fake even after I'd confronted her over it. Eventually I was the one who wound up getting bored with it and decided it was better off just left alone. That shit was the Rubik's cube of all pussies. I just gave up...

There's nothing I hate more than a faker. Do yourselves a favor an educate the poor fucker on your pussy if he's not doing anything for you. Don't just fake it. Seriously, who the hell is that helping?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Can we just hold hands ??