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BFT3K 07-29-2009 05:52 PM

Beers In The Freezer - How Long Until They Are VERY Cold?
 
I just put room temperature Heineken bottles in the freezer. I'm thinking 2 hours until they are very cold, but not yet frozen.

Any advice, based on experience?

Evil Chris 07-29-2009 05:53 PM

Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

BFT3K 07-29-2009 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 16121151)
Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

I know, but I'm in the mood for some ice cold beer, and I don't have any other beers in the house.

Spunky 07-29-2009 05:59 PM

A couple hours should do the trick,check them in a hour and half

cherrylula 07-29-2009 06:07 PM

watch out, too long and when you take them out and pop them open they will turn into ice...

it is like magic :1orglaugh

BVF 07-29-2009 06:17 PM

10 minutes if it's a good freezer.

brassmonkey 07-29-2009 06:20 PM

drink them hot pussy just kiddin 25-30mins

CaptainHowdy 07-29-2009 06:23 PM

On my freezer 30 minutes top...

ArsewithClass 07-29-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16121145)
I just put room temperature Heineken bottles in the freezer. I'm thinking 2 hours until they are very cold, but not yet frozen.

Any advice, based on experience?

Heineken, "probably" 2hours shall do it... appologies for the advert.

mmcfadden 07-29-2009 06:28 PM

coors light has color coded beer cans... blue mountains means cold beer. shameless plug for a company i do not represent nor drink their beer

sandman! 07-29-2009 06:29 PM

15 min if you have a good freezer.

Jon Oso 07-29-2009 06:30 PM

throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

BFT3K 07-29-2009 06:32 PM

I'll test the first one out at the 1 hour mark. Mugs are in the freezer as well. I find myself watching the clock. Is that the sign of an alcoholic?

Nicky 07-29-2009 06:32 PM

30min should be enough.

SilentKnight 07-29-2009 06:33 PM

In Canada we put the beer on the back steps for 10-15 mins. and let Jack Frost do the rest. :1orglaugh

Actually, our local beer store does a good job of keepin' the beer damn cold - good to drink right away.

BFT3K 07-29-2009 06:52 PM

Okay, first beer at 1 hour in the freezer. It is cold. Not bad.

I'll test another one out in 15 minutes, and see if it is noticeably colder.

fujiko 07-29-2009 07:05 PM

45mins ..1 hr tops

Socks 07-29-2009 07:09 PM

The key is to put it in your freezer where the fan blows the cold air in. If the bottle is next the fan, it speeds up the chill process by leagues. I set my timer for 10 minutes yesterday with two beers in there and they were certifiably cold. I have a regular fridge freezer, nothing fancy. You might need to leave the door open for a minute to get the fan started.

If I were to put them in my deep freezer, they would take a few hours.

Another good way is under cold running water, or in a bucket with water and ice.

Boozer 07-29-2009 07:09 PM

ice water is still the quickest method

BFT3K 07-29-2009 07:12 PM

Okay, new beer at 1 hour 20 minutes. This is a very cold beer. I'm moving all of the remaining freezer beers to the fridge now, just to be safe.

Another successful experiment! GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

SilentKnight 07-29-2009 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boozer (Post 16121419)
ice water is still the quickest method

ftw :thumbsup

A neighbour used to have an old Coca-Cola chest freezer - kept beer chilled in water and when it came out it was cold enough to hurt your teeth and freeze your throat all the way down. :)

comeplay 07-29-2009 07:15 PM

you'd be surprised what cold water coming out of a faucet with a beer being rolled in your hands will do

BFT3K 07-29-2009 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16121417)
The key is to put it in your freezer where the fan blows the cold air in. If the bottle is next the fan, it speeds up the chill process by leagues. I set my timer for 10 minutes yesterday with two beers in there and they were certifiably cold. I have a regular fridge freezer, nothing fancy. You might need to leave the door open for a minute to get the fan started.

If I were to put them in my deep freezer, they would take a few hours.

Another good way is under cold running water, or in a bucket with water and ice.

Your freezer has a blower fan?

BFT3K 07-29-2009 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 16121293)
throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

For beer ice cream, use rock salt and dry ice.

donkevlar 07-29-2009 07:34 PM

Ice water. Salt. Put THAT in the freezer. 30 mins.

donkevlar 07-29-2009 07:34 PM

Anyone have one of those new fridges with the superfast cooling compartment?

Socks 07-29-2009 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16121489)
Your freezer has a blower fan?

Yeah, doesn't most people's?

I have a regular Kenmore fridge bought in the last 10 years, simple enough. It makes stuff cold.

BFT3K 07-29-2009 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Socks (Post 16121631)
Yeah, doesn't most people's?

I have a regular Kenmore fridge bought in the last 10 years, simple enough. It makes stuff cold.

I never noticed a blower, but maybe....

I was thinking cold freon tubes or something.

2012 07-29-2009 09:07 PM

2 hours ? if you like frozen beer ...

slapass 07-29-2009 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Oso (Post 16121293)
throw it in a cooler 1/2 water, put beer in, put in salt and add ice, it will be cold in a few minutes.

I use a big bowl. throw 4 beers in the bowl with ice and in 3 minutes you have really cold beer. I have tried the salt but did not notice that it was faster.

Jon Oso 07-29-2009 09:19 PM

salt lowers the freezing point of ice. I don't know if it's faster but it will definitely make it colder

brassmonkey 07-29-2009 09:26 PM

damn and i dont drink anymore ill have a fuckin tea

papagmp 07-29-2009 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 16121650)
I never noticed a blower, but maybe....

Damn - I can tell the minute I meet a blower - she's the one with her teeth in the jar and her lips all puckered up
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__C0zeuMrIT...less-small.jpg


I've had too many beers.......

d-null 07-29-2009 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 16121151)
Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

:thumbsup

good beer should be served around 40 degrees farenheit :2 cents:

VeriSexy 07-30-2009 12:06 AM

15-20 mins is the perfect time

tranza 07-30-2009 06:00 AM

I think 2 hours is too much!

u-Bob 07-30-2009 06:13 AM

depends on your freezer :)

Ross 07-30-2009 06:33 AM

15-20 mins is cold enough to enjoy, by the time you're done the others are even colder.

San 07-30-2009 06:59 AM

watch it man, they could blow up

Deesnuts 07-30-2009 09:53 AM

way to long

CDSmith 07-30-2009 10:13 AM

2 hours in a deep freezer should turn them to beercicles. I wouldn't leave beer in mine for more than half an hour.

In the freezer of the fridge maybe 45 minutes tops.

As others have said a cooler works best, pile of ice in there, a little water, shove in the beers and in about 20 mins to half an hour you're good to start drinking. If you're using a frozen beer mug so much the better.

who 07-30-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 16121151)
Heineken (or any good beer) is to be consumed slightly chilled. Not ice cold.

Muahahaha Heineken is good beer to you.... oh man.. :thumbsup

Hentaikid 07-30-2009 10:22 AM

it'll cool faster if it's touching the sides, put them lying down, butt to the back, 30 min should be more than enough

JC Maldini 07-30-2009 10:31 AM

Feezer?? No no no!!


http://static.stuff.co.nz/1188475200/226/64226.jpg

Just cool, not cold, nice and creamy...the only way to have a beer. Guinness that is :thumbsup

C-Luv 07-30-2009 10:32 AM

A couple hours or so....

Fucksakes 07-30-2009 10:38 AM

I throw like 4-5 in freezer.. drink one warm... than grab another from freezer.. drink that one and repeat till i notice they are cold enough and move them to the fridge with the rest. or just use bucket of ice

Tom_PM 07-30-2009 10:39 AM

Salted ice water for the win. Five or 10 minutes or so? The salt is the key.

"When crushed ice combines with equal amounts and water, the water's temperature usually cools to about 32 degrees Fahrenheit, the melting point of ice, and the freezing point of water.

Adding salt to the icy water, however, actually cools the water below 32 degrees fahrenheit"

So the melted ice from salt is colder than the ice itself. A can or bottle floating in that is chilly quick.

Bird 07-30-2009 11:06 AM

Stick it in Ice water for 20 min

bbobby86 07-30-2009 11:23 AM

2 h isn`t little...?

paymeback 07-30-2009 11:23 AM

They tested a shitload of methods on mythbusters way back, not sure which was fastest but :/


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