How many seconds to drink a beer? Maths problem
 

Lets say you got a beer in each hand and your own cock in your mouth, how long will you take you to drink the beers?

If my own dick would be in my mouth, I prolly see a doctor first :Oh crap

that sounds like you had 2 many

Sure it's your cock? Sure it's two Beers in your Hands?

So you would go and see a doctor with your cock in your mouth and a beer in each hand? How will you talk to him?

:1orglaugh:Oh crap

5 seconds. most of the beer would be on my shirt

He will prolly see what the problem is without my comments...

Sounds like you go to some odd bars.

Lol - thats a good one!

And I forgot, that doctor prolly needs those beers :thumbsup

or you have dildo in your ass, and you need to shit, how much pressure does shit need to make to pull out dildo from your ass?

WTF

I think you need to see a doctor, you freak!

This requires a large push !

http://www.radswiki.net/main/images/...-dildo-001.jpg

Haha, wow, this thread cracks me up. I'm gonna go with CamChoice though, and see a doctor.