Minefield around my property - is that legal?
 

I wish...

The other day my bike was stolen (only had it for 25 years) and now one week later my car were stolen too. The police found it in the harbour under 12 feet of water. Totally ruined! Not to mention it was fully gassed (100 bucks) and repaired two weeks ago (1000 bucks)

I wish it was legal to establish a minefield around my property.

You know what some black kid is getting this christmas?

Your bike.

betcha insurance would be cheaper than a minefield.

may want to consider moving.

/capt obvious

Buy a new bike, a shotgun, get naked, and bait the thief back in your yard. Then shoot him. It's like raccoons that get in your trash, you have to kill them or they will keep coming back.

LOL

Nah, they deserve better. Was an old bike.

It pisses me they drove my little baby into the harbour. I consider it dead. Must look for a substitute now.

when i was younger, punk kids used to steal shit from peoples houses in our neighborhood.

my neighbor used to collect signs and animals and place them around her yard. well she got tired of people stealing them so she rigged up her yard with fishing line and rocks. if you pulled her ceramic rabbit, it would pull the fishing line and when you turned around, you would fall into rocks... well that was the plan.

turns out one of the kids ended up tripping on the wire, got his hand caught up and fell face first into the cement walkway... kids parents SUED the lady for boobie trapping her house and they won!

fucked up world we live in

That's fucked up

indeed :thumbsup

wow that's fucked up