To all you ladies lusting after me.
 

Ladies I hope that one day you will be able to see me for who I am instead of just another piece of meat.
Despite all your begging and pleading I am not reaaly intested in a night of untamed passion.
I am an oldfashioned romantic guy and I believe that real love exists. Call me a dreamer if you want.
I realise my body is devine so please stop telling me that. I see my body as a temple and if you want a shot at it you need to get to know the real me first.
If you are married and looking for somebody that can really satisfy you I suggest you see a marriage consultant and not me. Its just not fair towards him.
I am looking for love. If I wanted sex I would have gone to the pub and I would have gone with one of those ladies pinching my behind.

Thanks for understanding. Carry on.

Yes it was quite lost on this audience.
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