I'm going to Miami on Vacation - Need Recommendations!
 

So tomorrow morning I am flying out to see some relatives.

I have been to New York like 200 times, but that was it. It is my first time in Miami, what can you guys recommend? My relatives might not give the best recommendations on where to go.

I want to see good clubs, bars, restaurants, nice beaches... I am basically free almost all the time, I have a car and I wanna have a blast :-)

Anyone owns a club or knows someone who can hook me up? Let me be "da man" in front of my cousins and show them a good time!

What, your out of town and you want to lend me your Lambo? I'll take good care of it!

Of course I would do the same for anyone who comes to Vienna some day :-)

Learn spanish and carry a weapon

Head to the beach and hit up ANY of the high-end beachfront hotel pools.

Ritz, JW is nice (but off a bit), etc.

Be prepared to pay through the nose, lol.

You're coming during storm season. I have not seen sunlight here in 2.5 months.

http://www.weather.com/outlook/trave...opnav_business

You dont need a gun but you do need to pay attention to where you go. Just like in NY.

Hit south beach as there is most likely 10 clubs you can hit within walking distance.

pleanty of great eat spots as well.

Two words: Porcao Churrascaria

Don't get drunk and kill a pedestrian with your Bentley unless you want to spend 2 weeks in jail.


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