Dont ya hate when you are rubbing one out...
 

And the damb phone rings and you have to take the call with you pants down and your cock swinging in the air?

I got blue balls i think ...

thats hot

Don't you know enough to let it go to voicemail?

You can always call your boyfriend back later ya' know. :winkwink:

Sucks even worse when the mailman knocks on your door delivering a parcel that you need to sign for...

I am gonna now put em on speakerphone , and masturbate while talking...

I'm trying to picture it. Are you circumcised or uncircumcised? that will help me visualize :jerkoff

answer the phone and start talking dirty! spice things up:1orglaugh

circumsized , my glans is nice n pink and luscious

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I put it on silence... it helps sometimes

Depends on who's calling, sometimes I just answer and keep going.

tell A1R3K to call back

lol ever heard of voicemail

It's even worse when it's your mom, and worse still when you don't stop jerking. You're like, "Omg I'm touching my dick while my mom is talking about garage sales". Fucked up shit :2 cents:

Damnit Juicy just don't answer next time.. Im hanging up now... :disgust

Phone you can ignore but when Fedex keeps ringing the doorbell for 5 mins. to deliver a book from amazon.com it's a little harder :)

You mean for the guy you give the pen back to and who is unaware? :winkwink:

Did you have a stroke? What's wrong with your face?

Perfect for a webcam chat.

;)

FedEx actually waits for you to answer the door?

Just put your cellphone in vibration mode and stuff it up your ass.

You'll have the best orgasm of your life when someone calls you.

sucks balls

The other day my dog busted into my office barking just as I was shooting my load. Not fun. bad dog.

He went to my neighbours house to ring the door and they said I was at home because they saw my car out front so he came back...

At our office we have a Fedex GIRL normally who's really is a cute blond MILF.
Remind me to take a pic of her next time with the Iphone.

Anytime you wanna post up your real pics Ill be glad to compare. lol Nameless fake nicks are always the best looking people on the planet. :1orglaugh

You should be able to do both things at the same time by now...

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

Good thing no one rang the door.