Dick Swells Too Much, WTF!!?
 

If my dick swells up so much that it's too big for my GF, what the fuck can I do?

Stick it in her pooper instead.

You'll hear screaming all the way to GFY!!! :thumbsup

Fucking furries.

Women can pass a baby through their vagina. There's no chance you can swell too much, it just isn't possible.

Troll fail.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-zHVW7Zy_vg :1orglaugh

I'm telling you I can make them all scream so lock up your wives. You can fuck you ferrets and anacondas on your own. I just want LOVE!

But they scream, especially with your retarded baby!!! Am I right?

let some air out of her, should loosen her up.

Jesus H, I thought retards would answer by now!

When it gets too big you all have to either service it or get your girls to do it! :thumbsup:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

which means you probably have a small one

http://z.about.com/d/pregnancy/1/0/N...dbellyring.jpg

After that pops out, you'll have no problems

:1orglaugh