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fatfoo 10-01-2009 02:05 PM

New York
 
Hey, I went to New York on Sept. 29. I was walking around and I saw a big poster for Larry Flint on one street. I walked around in Manhattan and Brooklyn. In the night I saw a woman piss in public near Penn Station. I went to see Yeah Yeah Yeahs at Williamsburg Music Hall. Unfortunately the tickets were sold out and a scalper sold me a fake ticket that I couldn't use to get inside. So I just waited outside for little and heard the singing / music. I got a few death threats and heard people talking about selling guns and popping people. Anyway, I took a taxi back safely and I'm back to Toronto. New York is fun, but a lot of people lie. I also saw the wall with the 9/11 heroes, etc. I saw the statue of Liberty, and some other sights. I love Karen O. I don't really stalk her, I just follow her around sometimes.

J. Falcon 10-01-2009 02:52 PM

Sounds like you had a great time.

Big Red Machine 10-01-2009 02:57 PM

You don't want to look like a tourist anywhere you are. Don't ask people in the street for anything...they'll just take you for a sucker. Walk into a pizza joint buy a slice and chat up the worker there for info.

WebairGerard 10-01-2009 03:05 PM

why did you get death threats?

Joanna Angel 10-01-2009 03:44 PM

Karen O is really hot! I used to see her around New York a lot before she was as famous as she is now. New York is actually one of the more honest cities in the world. I'm sorry you had a bad experience. In the future- don't buy tickets from a scalper! :)

The Porn Nerd 10-01-2009 04:25 PM

Sorry about selling you that fake ticket, yo. But I needed the scratch for crack. Dig it.

CyberHustler 10-01-2009 04:52 PM

That sounds like NY about 10 or more years ago... Penn Station is now patrolled by the National Guard and shit. You can't even curse too loud around that bitch let alone take a piss near it. Nobody walks around talking about selling guns like it's nothing anymore, especially around no weird foreigner looking visitor dudes. Our gun laws are fucking sick homie. Stop lyin'. You ain't got to lie to kick it fam.

Joanna Angel 10-01-2009 05:41 PM

That show was in Williamsburg- which is mostly just full of hipsters. The gun talk was probably just them being really ironic.

CyberHustler 10-01-2009 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel (Post 16380147)
That show was in Williamsburg- which is mostly just full of hipsters. The gun talk was probably just them being really ironic.

Sup sexy...

Big Red Machine 10-01-2009 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 16379972)
Sorry about selling you that fake ticket, yo. But I needed the scratch for crack. Dig it.

:1orglaugh

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16379744)
Sounds like you had a great time.

Yeah. I love New York.

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WebairGerard (Post 16379782)
why did you get death threats?

I don't know why, but a few random guys drove by me in their cars, while I was walking on small streets, and they yelled "you're dead!".

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Red Machine (Post 16379756)
You don't want to look like a tourist anywhere you are. Don't ask people in the street for anything...they'll just take you for a sucker. Walk into a pizza joint buy a slice and chat up the worker there for info.

Thanks for the tip, Big Red Machine.

Iron Fist 10-01-2009 08:47 PM

Don't walk around with your head hung low and your hands in your pockets.... :)

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel (Post 16379870)
Karen O is really hot! I used to see her around New York a lot before she was as famous as she is now. New York is actually one of the more honest cities in the world. I'm sorry you had a bad experience. In the future- don't buy tickets from a scalper! :)

Good point on not buying tickets from scalper. There is a chance the tickets might be fake! Agreed that Karen O is really hot, Joanna Angel.

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 16379972)
Sorry about selling you that fake ticket, yo. But I needed the scratch for crack. Dig it.

Ok, don't do it next time.

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16380036)
That sounds like NY about 10 or more years ago... Penn Station is now patrolled by the National Guard and shit. You can't even curse too loud around that bitch let alone take a piss near it. Nobody walks around talking about selling guns like it's nothing anymore, especially around no weird foreigner looking visitor dudes. Our gun laws are fucking sick homie. Stop lyin'. You ain't got to lie to kick it fam.

I noticed this automated voice, or what sounded like an automated voice in Penn station saying announcements. And I think suspicious people were being tracked to make sure they followed the law. It is true that I saw a woman (maybe homeless) take a piss outside Penn station at night.

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Joanna Angel (Post 16380147)
That show was in Williamsburg- which is mostly just full of hipsters. The gun talk was probably just them being really ironic.

I don't know. I was only in New York first time in my life for 1 day.

fatfoo 10-01-2009 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16380680)
Don't walk around with your head hung low and your hands in your pockets.... :)

That might look like a depressed man, you're right.

okny 10-02-2009 12:11 AM

Good that you enjoyed your time i grew in Brooklyn and still live there, There is a lot of things to see, i suggest for anyone that visit try to stay in Manhattan and not wonder off to far because i can get pretty bad in some area's

fatfoo 10-02-2009 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by okny (Post 16381218)
Good that you enjoyed your time i grew in Brooklyn and still live there, There is a lot of things to see, i suggest for anyone that visit try to stay in Manhattan and not wonder off to far because i can get pretty bad in some area's

Thanks for the tip, okny. I enjoyed my time.

tranza 10-02-2009 06:45 AM

Oh my... I'd love to go there someday... :(

woj 10-02-2009 07:05 AM

sounds like you had fun :thumbsup

ztik 10-02-2009 07:19 AM

Thats crazy. I was just there and everyone was really nice. Had lots of fun. I was walking all over around 12am alone and didn't have any problems.

fatfoo 10-02-2009 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ztik (Post 16382143)
Thats crazy. I was just there and everyone was really nice. Had lots of fun. I was walking all over around 12am alone and didn't have any problems.

That's great. Good you were safe. But I think we can all admit that there are suspicious-looking dudes walking around on the streets at night.

alexchechs 10-02-2009 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16380673)
I don't know why, but a few random guys drove by me in their cars, while I was walking on small streets, and they yelled "you're dead!".

I have lived here my entire life and I have never heard anything like that. I am not saying it's all roses but I think you just had a bad experience. Williamsburg is one of the better neighborhoods to hang out in.

My advice for anyone visiting is know somebody local and go where they tell you to go and not what some guide you bought in Kansas or heard on Oprah told you to go.

Real NYers will let you know the real deal...

(by "Real NYers" I mean people who have lived here at least 8-10 years)

Elixir 10-02-2009 08:02 AM

New York is always good advanture :)


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